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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 06:54 PM        A few syllogisms on the existence of the supernatural
All existing things were caused.
Reality is an existing thing.
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Therefore, reality was caused.


All existing things were caused.
The concept of the supernatural is an existing thing.
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Therefore, the concept of the supernatural was caused.

Now, it is important to recognize how these proofs could be used in favor of the supernatural. First of all, it is an absurdity to say that something in the natural world could create the natural world, since that would mean it would have to exist before it began to exist; thus, something outside of the natural world - the supernatural would have to have created it.

The second syllogism is a much subtler proof. It requires a question - what would cause the concept of the supernatural if not some evidence for it? Thus, it does not actually prove the existence of the supernatural - it simply widens the discussion and leaves a very deep wound in empirical atheists.

Now then...

I know what the flaws of my syllogisms are already, and they are the flaws of every syllogism known to man - they rely on axioms. There is no proof that everything is caused; this Hume pointed out to me. In addition, there is no proof that reality even exists; this I pointed out to myself. However, axioms have always been required for man to think properly, and the ones I have assumed here are fairly common.

Later, I will post a thread about epistomology and my view on axioms, but this is not the appropriate discussion.

Another thing you may have noticed is that the first proof contradicts the view that time is infinite, at least within the natural world, but I don't want to get into that issue at the current time (no pun intended).
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 07:12 PM       
The equation is flawed.

Girls = Time + Money, not Time x Money. "And" implies addition.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 07:40 PM       
And yet without that equation, this thread would be pointless.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 08:20 PM       
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The equation is flawed.

Girls = Time + Money, not Time x Money. "And" implies addition.
Get back to me when you've dated a girl. Trust me, Girls= Time x Money.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 10:18 PM       
No one has commented on my logic yet. I DEMAND COMMENTS.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 10:20 PM       
I've been married 18 years and have a daughter. Women are indeed evil.

and, you're annoying.

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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 10:21 PM       
Sorry to break it to you, but real life isn't a math problem.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 10:33 PM       
Yeah, it's a big problem!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 10:37 PM       
Life is a math problem - it's just that it's composed of so many variables that trying to form the equation is like trying to find a needle in the universe.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 10:39 PM       
Face it, One, we're still going to keep on talking about chimp's post, no matter what.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 10:45 PM       
That is because YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MY LOGIC!!!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 10:53 PM       
Maybe. I don't know. I skipped your initial post.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 10:54 PM       
Mathematical logic in non-mathematical situations is a fallicy. Example: My friend Ballady is gay. He is a math lover. My friend Justin is a math lover. Therefore, Justin is gay. Wrong.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 11:27 PM       
WRONG AGAIN, KATSIKAS!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 11:31 PM       
When was the other time?
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don't mind me, it's just the fever typing
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 11:42 PM       
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I caused this thread to be saved, therefore I am.
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Old Jan 4th, 2004, 12:42 AM       
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He's right.

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MY LOGIC!!!
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Old Jan 4th, 2004, 05:22 AM       
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No one has commented on my logic yet. I DEMAND COMMENTS.
I did comment on your logic. Get back to me when you've dated a girl. You'll change your mind about the equation.
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Old Jan 4th, 2004, 07:56 AM       
Is OAO the new Vince yet?
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Old Jan 7th, 2004, 08:56 PM        LOL
Since my perception creates my reality does that make me supernatural?
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Is OAO the new Vince yet?
Are you the new Max-worshipping, unfunny, generic poster yet?
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