Duke Nukem Forever

[Guitar Woman]

It's been 10 years already, hasn't it?

[Guitar Woman]

Also, the creepyness of the bulging veins reminds me of the Wii Farcry port. Yeesh.

[MetalMilitia]

SHUT UP guitar woman you foul swine.

[Zomboid]

Seconded. I reeeeeeeeally hope that they actually fucking get this thing going though. Also, I reeeeeeeally hope we don't get another influx of shitty jokes about how long it's taken from people who think they're hilarious.

[MetalMilitia]

Here is the image again for people that don't notice my post on the previous page. There are trailer details there too.

[MetalMilitia]

In the event of a nuclear holocaust only two things are going to survive; cockroaches, and the far-fetched but ever present dream that this game will actually be released at some point.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

His arms look a little blocky.

[Fathom Zero]

'Scause he's a man, unlike some people we know.

[Dr. V]

So where's the teaser?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

His face kinda reminds me of a chross between Bruce Willis and Max Headroom, and he's got the Rod Liefield pouches going on.

[Zomboid]

Those pouches are filled with DEATH

[MetalMilitia]

Teaser is out: http://www.eurogamer.net/tv_video.php?playlist_id=6518

Looks awesome. Shows how much YOU know guitar woman.

[RaNkeri]

Holy shit

[Mockery]

Teaser on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUN7mHUtzno

Can't say I'm impressed at all though, but it's not showing much really.

[RaNkeri]

C'mon rog, don't be so impatient. I'm sure the guys at 3drealms are working their asses off, so let the game take the time it needs.


Duke's pumping pretty impressive weights by the way.

[Mockery]

I think it's mainly cuz it's been such a long wait that nothing is gonna live up to the hype. Kind of like a new Guns 'n Roses album.

This video, however, is impressive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG5qDeWHNmk

Mainly impressive because my computer would catch on fire if it tried to run something like that.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Teaser is out: http://www.eurogamer.net/tv_video.php?playlist_id=6518

Looks awesome. Shows how much YOU know guitar woman.

Uh, I think you guys misunderstood me. I love Duke Nukem a lot, I'm glad they're doing something with this, and I wasn't saying the game looks like it's going to suck, just that the bulging veins in his arms horrified and disgusted me.

I mean, eew.

[Guitar Woman]

LOL YEAH RIGHT GUITAR WOMAN U JUST WANT TO FIT IN U FAGET

[Dr. Boogie]

The video is garbage.

All it shows is that 3D Realms is capable of rendering and animating 3D characters for video clips longer than 1 minute. And it only took them 10 years to do it.

[Dr. V]

Yeah but, you gotta love that one liner.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

[Supafly345]

They are definitely trying to piss people off. I doubt they will really show anybody anything until several months before its release. Thinking that they will SOOOOOOOOPRIISE the people who have been building expectations way too high for the game to reach.

[Dr. Boogie]

Originally Posted by Dr. Volshurawitz

Yeah but, you gotta love that one liner.

I don't have any sound on this computer, so all I get is the crap.

Edit: So I watched again on a PC with speakers. It was kind of cute, that one-liner. The message it sent to me, however, was that 3D Realms had to put it at the very end because they couldn't get the mouth movements synced.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Ok, im buying a new PC for this one.

[Fathom Zero]

Get three SLI-linked nVidia cards and four Solid State Drives in a RAID-0 configuration.

BOSS. That is, if you're not opposed to spending multiple thousands of dollars.