I GOT SKILLZ

[Zomboid]

The other day, this BITCHIFUCKED was all "you're good in bed" and I was like "LOL I KNOW," but it occured to me that I was shitfaced when I boned her and I only vaguely remember the porn star moves I was pulling. I do remember the always effective THRUST IT ALL THE WAY IN AND KINDA WITHDRAW JUST A BIT, JUST TO LET HER KNOW HOW GIANT YER CAWK IS thing.

So, DISCUSS YOUR FAVORITE MOVES! I think this has the potential to be the most graphic loveline thread yet!

PEOPLE WHO HAVE ONLY HAD ONE PARTNER (SAM) OR NO PARTNER (MILHOUSE) NEED NOT APPLY.