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Old Dec 7th, 2009, 02:53 PM        womti and Terra's awful goddamn thread (aka the womti post dump)
will someone who cares and is female please stop what they are doing and have sex with me

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Old Dec 7th, 2009, 03:14 PM       
You need to beg for it. Squeeze out a few tears, if you can. Chicks dig that.
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Old Dec 7th, 2009, 10:02 PM       




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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 01:15 PM       
Show up nekkid outside some woman's house that lives near you and you think is good for the sex. Women like stalkers, right?
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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 02:41 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 02:46 PM       
They like it when you show them how you jerk it. Lets them know that they drive you wild. Its flattering.
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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 05:13 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 08:11 PM       
Are you a lefty or a righty?

Hard ball sex hinges on your answer.
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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 08:25 PM       
Ladies dig desperation, let me tell you.
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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 08:35 PM       
I'm a righty. I use my left for fingering buttholes though.
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 03:56 PM       
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Are you a lefty or a righty?

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I'm a lefty.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 04:25 PM       
come on, terra. ANSWER ME!
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 11:11 AM       
And when you wack off, is your pinky up or down?? This is a deal buster question.
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 06:08 PM       
oh, it's always up.
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 06:28 PM       
Ohhh... The correct answer is for you to hook it around your balls as to give some extra action. She likes a multitasker.
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 09:02 PM       
Pinky in, so that I don't accidentally hook you in the eyball when I'm cumming in your hair.
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 11:02 PM       
This thread is getting better now. I'm glad I had that nap in between my posts.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 11:12 AM       
so uh why dont we have sex already.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 04:54 PM       
So does anyone want to make me a list of the redeeming values of this thread before I close the shit out of it
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 05:22 PM       
1. it has the ability to be closed
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 07:28 PM       
i don't really see the difference between this thread and the other loveline threads

they're all repugnant
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 09:03 PM       
I actually got some good advice on seeing a woman's breasts from this forum.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 09:13 PM       
TERRA SEEMS SO INTERESTED IN WOMPTI, IF YOU CLOSE IT NOW, HE MAY NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A HIGHCLASS HOOKER!
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 11:34 AM       
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So does anyone want to make me a list of the redeeming values of this thread before I close the shit out of it
The fact that Milhouse posted in it?
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