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Old May 18th, 2004, 03:22 AM        Can U get Pregant from swallowing
Can U get Pregant from swallowing? just curious.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 03:33 AM       
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Old May 18th, 2004, 03:52 AM       
Pleasure him all you want dude, and no, you can not get pregnant
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Old May 18th, 2004, 04:39 AM       
According to Beat 'em & Eat 'em you can.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 06:19 AM       
I assume you could, were you born a hideous freak of nature whose uterus and such were directly attached to the esophagus.

Other than that.... no.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:35 AM       
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Old May 19th, 2004, 02:28 PM       
Which brings up a good point...Can you get pregnant from kissing? I really need to know...
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Old May 19th, 2004, 06:26 PM       
Yes, even holding hands can give you the most regrettable STD, pregnancy. You two should just penises, just in case.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:06 PM       
HEY GUSY UM I HAEV AN EMBARRASING ? CAN YOU GET PREGNIANT FROM EYE CONTACT LOL SOME GUY WAS STARRING AT ME AND I FELT WEIRD
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:26 PM       
I bet you give women abortians when you breath on them, Emu.
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Old May 20th, 2004, 09:12 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2004, 05:20 AM       
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:48 AM       
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HEY GUSY UM I HAEV AN EMBARRASING ? CAN YOU GET PREGNIANT FROM EYE CONTACT LOL SOME GUY WAS STARRING AT ME AND I FELT WEIRD
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 12:55 PM       
Honestly, what would do expect? it's impossible, and if it was even remotely possible, your stomach acids would burn 'em
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Old May 23rd, 2004, 03:34 AM       
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Old May 23rd, 2004, 10:31 AM       
I got the joke, at least. :/

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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:06 PM       
Contact with any oppisite sex leave u with a risk of pregnancy

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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 05:56 AM       
Even by this place's standards, you're a fucking cock.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 04:27 PM       
if thats a compliment, thanks.

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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 06:05 AM       
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 04:58 PM       
Kiff can get pregnant by holding hands, so im sure he can by kissing and swallowing cum, the faggot.
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 05:13 PM       
Kahl is the best girlfriend ever, you can't get her preggers, & she has a cock.

I wish I could have a girlfriend with a cock.

I wish I could have a grilfriend.
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Old Jun 18th, 2004, 06:14 PM       
Lower the bar a bit and settle for a girlfriend with a dildo. There's TONS of them out there.

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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 03:27 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2004, 12:19 AM       
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