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23_ · #51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spruce Moose

Coffee house violence. It sounds like shitty video game concept in the making. Continue.

>>You asked for no milk and they gave you milk.
>>Your rage has gone up 10pts.

>>You drink the coffee.
>>Entering hyper mode.

zeldasbiggestfan · #52

>>Milk is hot from coffee
>>Pass out from warm milk.

I might have to work at a coffee shop.

The place is bitchin' though so it all pans out.

executioneer · #53

what is this, a sequal to bureaucracy

Spruce Moose · #54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao

Did you just give me permission to continue?

Hell yeah.

>>Mocha is diluted.
>>Rage increases 10 pts.
>>You choose: refuse to tip
>>Enemy shop employee's rage increases 20 pts.!
>>Enemy shop employee equips french press
>>Enemy shop employee uses bludgeon
>>Critical hit!
>>Enemy shop employee uses steamed milk
>>It's super effective!
>>You have fallen in battle
>>Enemy shop employee gains 200 exp
>>Enemy shop employee levels up and becomes Barista

Of course, this scenario doesn't explore hyper mode...

Tadao · #55

Thanks Spruce!

Zomboid · #56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spruce Moose

Hell yeah.

>>Mocha is diluted.
>>Rage increases 10 pts.
>>You choose: refuse to tip
>>Enemy shop employee's rage increases 20 pts.!
>>Enemy shop employee equips french press
>>Enemy shop employee uses bludgeon
>>Critical hit!
>>Enemy shop employee uses steamed milk
>>It's super effective!
>>You have fallen in battle
>>Enemy shop employee gains 200 exp
>>Enemy shop employee levels up and becomes Barista

Of course, this scenario doesn't explore hyper mode...

How many games do you play where you select an attack solely to increase your opponent's attack skill? Also, I don't think I've ever seen a game where you lose and then some random enemy gains exp from your defeat and goes up a level. You suck at games.

Pub Lover · #57

Or most games suck at making you feel like suck for playing them suckerly. The more you lose the harder the game? No one wants to play that game.

Spruce Moose · #58

It's called innovation, people. It's all the rage these days. Different for the sake of different is how you get sales.

OR even better: I'm trying to make a game out of buying coffee, throw me a friggin' bone. And tell your friends how innovative and indie the game is. Gotta get that hipster dollar.

23_ · #59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spruce Moose

OR even better: I'm trying to make a game out of buying coffee, throw me a friggin' bone. And tell your friends how innovative and indie the game is. Gotta get that hipster dollar.

>>You can't order a Venti until level 20

Tadao · #60

>>You were beaten up by teenagers and they stole you laptop with 683 poems, 2 screenplays, and that book you'll never finish.

(press here to start over)

Misdemonar · #61

Fuck you guys

Spruce Moose · #62

Eh, so's your old man.

Tadao · #63

Heh, it looks like your yelling at me. Or maybe you are...

Girl Drink Drunk · #64

Hey Seth, by -2 are you implying that you smashed two Star Bucks coffee machines in an insanity-induced rage and therefore owe money for two machines? (JJ)

ble_84 · #65

Who the hell orders a $10 cup of coffee that takes longer to pronounce than drink? jesus, what the hell is wrong with you people. shove that frappe-decaf-latte-ventee-godaamn-bullshit up the corporate ass. it's retarded

before anybody decides to get stupid with me, i'm not insulting anybody. i just beg you not to do dumb shit