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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 12:46 AM       
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What do you do?
I'm trying to get into the auto industry as a mechanic, but I'm fresh out of school so everyone is trying to take it slow with me so the only jobs I can get are position that they try to leave open for the occasion. The most recent one was a new position they were trying out and the boss felt like I was a good candidate for it. Went to the new position because I didn't for shit know how lenient the boss was but I felt I wasn't going to be kept if I said no due to the fact that I was limited in the old position.

Don't worry brother. They know I worked hard while I was there and are giving me a letter of recommendation. Even sounds like they'd call me up the moment a position opens up.
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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 01:29 AM       
I hate this SLjimbolian guy. I don't know why, maybe because he is boring and posting massive amounts of boring shit in 30 minutes.
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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 06:26 AM       


I've got JEWS at my table!
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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 09:03 AM       
the horror!
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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 09:48 PM       
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:3
I never understood what :3 is supposed to represent.
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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 11:30 PM       
A kitty cat. Meow. :3
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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 11:32 PM       
Oh! =^_^=
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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 11:45 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 01:24 AM       
For some reason I thought :3 was a burly cowboy mustache. This girl would always send me that and I thought she was being funny. So I guess what she meant was :3 (kitty meow meow).

I was reading it as :3 (yeah, I want some bbq sauce)
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 01:26 AM       
you were reading it like :3 (I wish I knew how to quit you)
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 01:31 AM       
Yeah I thought it was handle bar mustache too.
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 04:24 AM       
omg:
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersF...ge.html#dd_tag

http://pixyland.org/mymusic.html
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 04:32 AM       
you've never seen that guy before Kahl?
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 11:12 AM       
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so if that ones cat is this one like..dyslexic bird?
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 11:35 AM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 11:49 AM       
http://nwitimes.com/news/local/artic...07fe74555.html

Years ago, at a nearby plant, a kettle of molten steel tipped early and poured onto a worker below. He was pretty much vaporized.
Steel mills are really dangerous
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 12:01 PM       
I used to work in bronze foundry. A glowing hot crucible full of molten metal is a pretty scary thing. It glows so bright it looks like its about to stretch and give way any minute dropping a wave of hot metal all over the place.
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 12:24 PM       
I used to be the liaison between our hospital and their sponsored steel-mill physicians...heard about some scary shit.

I wonder what the blunt force injury was. Poor woman.
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 12:44 PM       
Lord only knows. I remember one time this guy was working a piece of bronze on a table sander. His grip got just a little loose and the sander flung this hunk of bronze clear across the room faster than my eyes could keep up with it. Luckily no one was in its way but I imagine it would have taken someone out with some blunt force trauma. Now I dont think they have a table sander in a steel mill or anything but just about anything could happen in those places.
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 12:49 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 04:03 PM       
Riiight. Long shot.

Does anyone know a film where a woman turns into a tentacle thing. All I remember is her stood in front of a mirror screaming, and her flesh starts to bump, then tentacles come out of her head.

I've looked at species, and I don't think thats it.
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 05:06 PM       
Species 2?
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 05:17 PM       
Was it a cartoon from Japan?
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 05:22 PM       
lol I was thinking tentacle rape too
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 05:39 PM       
yay tentacle rape!
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