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Aries · #1

Whatever happened to McClain? Fat Santa? Pjalne? Where are they now?

Dixie · #2

McClain is still around.
I have him stuffed in my closet.
Fat SATAN died in a freak accident involving grape jelly and an alligator.

Kitsa · #3

McClain was just in the College Stories thread, wasn't he?

Dixie · #4

Fuck, that means he escaped again.
BRB
BAD MCCLAIN BAD.

Aries · #5

D'oh! I meant Fat Satan. You'll have to excuse me, I've been drinking Early Times whiskey all evening. Wreaks havoc on the spelling, you know.

No, I'm not kidding!

Mockery · #6

McClain is a lot busier these days than he used to be for obvious reasons, but he's still around and always welcome to send in another piece. Personally, I hope he'll do a sequel to "The Boigah Report" in the form of "The Burrito Report" or something along those lines.

Fat Satan and Pjalne both kind of left the Internet to pursue other personal interests. Definitely miss working with them and some of the interesting non-US perspectives they had on things such as holidays. Who knows though, maybe they'll pop up again sometime. I sure hope so :O

The real question is: Why the hell have Dr. Boogie, Max Burbank and Protoclown stuck with me all this time? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with them?

Aries · #7

Ah, thanks for the info. It was actually "The Boigah Report" that made me wonder about the whereabouts of these fine folks. I've been thinking about a similar concept: Gas Station Cuisine. I could go to various gas stations and report on the quality of food there. Beef jerky, hot dogs, etc. Maybe even publish a book someday.

Aaarg · #8

The only time I buy food at gas stations is when they're in West Virginia or the surrounding areas and carry pepperoni rolls.

McClain · #9

I'm here. I'm married with children now so that kinda' changed the dynamics of my life. E.g. less time for fucking around with other people and more time learning how to irritate my kin.

Thus my interests have shifted slightly to align me with family issues; more emphasis on the Religion Debacle, Dangling Participles, Politics, and most recently the complexities of telling a woman of her Vagina Odor while trying to remain sensitive AND maintain self-preservation. Evidently when you a tell a woman that detail she takes the opportunity to inform you that your balls don't have a pleasant aroma, either.

"I can wash my balls with soap and they smell better. The same can't be said for your mucus cavern."

But more importantly, how have you been?