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Courage the Cowardly Dog · #1

So my buddy Travis (we live in the same trailer park) was gonna get a kitten from his sister in law. And she was moving out.

The landlord (lets call him Jimbo for the story) and his inbred buddy (let's call him Ned) took his key went in and grabbed some crap to hold in hock for rent. He saw a momma cat and 4 kittens. A neighbour said "if they abandoned them I'll take them to the humane society" they werent abandoned but the owners at work/school for the past 4 hours, anyway Travis comes in to move a couch and finds blood all over the floor and splattered on the stairs.

Jimbo and Ned figured they should have some fun and "put them out of their misery" the excuse they used since the state no longer excepts "thin out the numbers" and "they're coming right for us"

He beat them to death with a baseball bat or hammer, and beat the dead bodies by swinging them against the stairs to make sure they were dead (plus they make a cool squishing sound)

So they called the humane society, who said to call the prosecuter, who called the local CBS news people, who propmtly showed up with a camera crew to do interviews of them and the little girls who owned the cats.

Long story short, I doubt the redneck is getting his lost rent, and he may make the news tonight.

GADZOOKS · #2

it was sicking put my babysitting kids.i had to give it away

BlueOatmeal · #3

Thats terrible

I always heard stories in high school of some dumb hicks killing little kittens and puppies and it made me sick.

Acidlump · #4

yeah everyone in my town always talks about how many kittens they kill over the weekend it makes me very angry

Sethomas · #5

One of my teachers in high school, in a section in sociology class, told me about a high school acquaintance of his. He went to a barn and found a litter of kittens and stole them. He buried them all up to their heads in a yard, then proceeded to run them over with a lawn mower.

Terra · #6

Yeah, sick midwest mentality. No wonder 95% of them intermarry. Even the hobos wouldn't be caught dead with a midwesterner.

MetalMilitia · #7

aww poor kitties

Sacks · #8

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Originally Posted by Sethomas

One of my teachers in high school, in a section in sociology class, told me about a high school acquaintance of his. He went to a barn and found a litter of kittens and stole them. He buried them all up to their heads in a yard, then proceeded to run them over with a lawn mower.

Did you sock him in the mouth? Or at least question the size of his manhood?

executioneer · #9

it was an acquaintance of his teacher, not his acquaintance

Sethomas · #10

Last my teacher had heard, this acquaintance was in jail for homicide. So, no, I did not retrieve his name and whereabouts that I should visit him in prison to assault him. Though, the entire Sociology class did agree that his manhood was very small, and that he had killed the cats purely out of resentment for his small member. We were all quite sure that he would have been very taken back if he had been there to hear us.

Acidlump · #11

wow that lawnmower one is really bad the worst i have heard is a suitcase behind a four wheeler and feeding them lighter fluid in milk and lighting them on fire... sometimes i want to just hurt people because of the things they do to animals it makes me really mad

RaNkeri · #12

Aww shit, even hell is too good for people who whack kitties

fuckers! Now i'm sad

WhiteRat · #13

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Originally Posted by Terra

Yeah, sick midwest mentality. No wonder 95% of them intermarry. Even the hobos wouldn't be caught dead with a midwesterner.

Hey, speak for yourself. The midwesterners that I know don't dabble in the incest business and are great people.

Terra · #14

Yeah EVERYBODY I know doesn't pull that crap but every once in a while when I go back into the hoots and hollers to shoot elevations for contractors, I get a gander at what lives back there. It's THESE people that make the headlines out here.

DeadKennedys · #15

If I ever caught someone hurting a kitten I'd kill them with my bare hands. Nothing makes me angrier than people pickin on kittens

WhiteRat · #16

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Originally Posted by Terra

Yeah EVERYBODY I know doesn't pull that crap but every once in a while when I go back into the hoots and hollers to shoot elevations for contractors, I get a gander at what lives back there. It's THESE people that make the headlines out here.

So basically this is something that you deal with out in the middle of hicksville because in my neck of the woods we don't deal with the cast of Deliverance.

sadie · #17

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Originally Posted by Sethomas

He buried them all up to their heads in a yard, then proceeded to run them over with a lawn mower.

one of my students several years ago was bragging about having done that to his own family cat.

i had to go talk to his guidance counselor.

Esuohlim · #18

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Originally Posted by Terra

Yeah, sick midwest mentality.

Yeah OK Terra with your "midwesterners this" and "midwesterners that" well I live in one of the richest counties in the country jerk speak for yourself yeah that's right i'm steamed now

Girl Drink Drunk · #19

I couldn't blame this all on midwesterner's or shit, but anybody that does that to kitten's should be thrashed within an inch of their life.

WhiteRat · #20

Agreed.

I remember a story that my ex-girlfriend told me. She said that when their cat unexpectedly had kittens her dad rounded them up in a burlap bag and then threw the bag in the pond behind their house. He's really a nice guy though.

executioneer · #21

well he probably felt terrible about it then and didn't brag about it to impress people

WhiteRat · #22

He's a vietnam vet so I cut him some slack.

One time the ex told me that she kept leaving a desk drawer open all the time so he took the desk outside and hacked it to pieces with an axe.