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DamnthatDavid · #1

I have watched all my pirated videos, played all my computer games, found all the porn on the net, and I keep hitting up Myspace and I-Mockery. All I have to look forward to is the update of woot in the next 30 minutes.

I am bored.

Dr. Boogie · #2

One cannot find all the porn on the internet. Keep looking, bunky.

DamnthatDavid · #3

Ok, let me rephrase. I found all the family friendly porn sites.

Dr. Boogie · #4

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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

I found all the family friendly porn sites.

Are you even looking at the monitor when you type?

MetalMilitia · #5

I reccomend www.digg.com and www.shoutwire.com

they can be used to kill much time.

Staxeon · #6

WTF is family friendly porn? Do you only watch the video of the Brady gangbang? Or do you not make your hand sleep in the wet spot afterwards?

Bod · #7

Read a book you dozey mare!

DamnthatDavid · #8

Family Friendly Porn is more of a inside joke that slipped into my post. I was tired and slightly intoxicated. Honestly, I was laughing when I posted it. If you don't get it, then it is your own God damn fault for not being there.

And Bod, I have read my entire book collection multiple times (Pratchet, LOTR, Douglas Adam collections etc.), and where I am living now, I have no easy access to a library.

Pub Lover · #9

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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

...Pratchet, LOTR, Douglas Adam...

Anglophile much.

executioneer · #10

Terra · #11

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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

I have read my entire book collection multiple times (Pratchet, LOTR, Douglas Adam collections etc.), and where I am living now, I have no easy access to a library.

Yet, you haven't mentioned that you read the porn versions of those books. That's a whole week of family fun literature. Plus the pictures are killers.