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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:10 PM        Soulcalibur 4
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http://www.gametrailers.com/player/29535.html
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:13 PM       
You don't know how fucking livid that makes me.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:15 PM       
Link made sense, Spawn, ehh I can buy it. That guy from Tekken, pushing it. This? Just doesn't work for me.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:18 PM       
Heihachi doesn't even have a weapon. I didn't get it.

But I did dig Spawn.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:21 PM       
Wow, I wonder how many sales they just lost. I know they just lost mine.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:24 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:26 PM       
At first when I saw the Namco logo all I could think was "The King of the Cosmos is in this."

But i was wrong.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:28 PM       
I would've bought it for that
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:42 PM       
AHAHAHAHAHA I just can't imagine who in the industry could've ever thought that was a decent idea
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 11:09 PM       
Maybe it's a January Fool's Joke
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 11:31 PM       
These characters don't really lend themselves to a lot of unlockables; what other costumes can any of them possible have? A pink helmet and cloak for Vader? And what about the oh-so-important swords? What other blades from Star Wars in any extended universe lends itself besides differen't colored sabres?

And what, no Fett for the Wii?
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 11:53 PM       
The characters themselves are probably unlockables.
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Old Jan 10th, 2008, 03:24 AM       
They say it's Yoda for 360 and Vader for PS3. I'd prefer the new guy from The Force Unleashed on Wii.
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Old Jan 10th, 2008, 04:07 AM       
what the fuck, hahah

who comes up with the ideas for new characters in these games, thirteen-year-old boys?
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Old Jan 10th, 2008, 11:44 AM       


I came to this thread thinking it was just going to be another "I don't like the new art style" thread, but that made my day.
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Old Jan 10th, 2008, 02:30 PM       
Finally, someone is paying homage to the awesomeness of Masters of Teras Kasi!

This is just really, really silly.
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Old Jan 10th, 2008, 09:26 PM       
OK Jimmy how do you like our new game?
jimmy: It's ok...i guess.
Well what do you think could make it better, sharper graphics? a better frame rate? how about some more unlockable costumes?
Jimmy: star wars
I'm sorry what?
Jimmy: Star Wars
jimmy I don't think it needs....
Jimmy: STAR WARS DAMNIT!
fine.....damn boss's kid.
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Old Jan 10th, 2008, 11:46 PM       
It looked like Soul Calibur until the last minute.

ANNOUNCER: "But the Swords may have just met their match..."

(Deep Breathing Noises)

ME: (thinking) No, it cant be. Its too stupid.


(video cuts to Darth Vader and Yoda fighting Knights, Samurai and Ninja)

ME: .......
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 12:22 AM       
I guess this would have made sense about 3 years ago.
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 12:22 AM       
I wonder if anyone thinks this was a good idea. Even the gaming websites aren't really speaking positively about it. Just kind of objectively reporting on it. Honestly its just horribly silly.
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 02:01 AM       
Something tells me it could be worse. But this is still hilarious.
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 10:51 AM       
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It looked like Soul Calibur until the last minute.

ANNOUNCER: "But the Swords may have just met their match..."

(Deep Breathing Noises)

ME: (thinking) No, it cant be. Its too stupid.


(video cuts to Darth Vader and Yoda fighting Knights, Samurai and Ninja)

ME: .......
That post is just as terrible as the inclusion of those characters.
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 12:13 PM       
I remember seeing a chocolate gumball in a magazine once.

The review of it went like this:

"Chocolate? Good. Gumball? Good. Chocolate gumball? Bad.

I think that can be applied here only replacing Chocolate with Star Wars and Gumball with Soul Calibur.
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 03:49 PM       
I have lost all faith in this franchise.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 11:37 AM       
Wow.

You know, it seems stupid. But then again, Tony Hawk also had friggin Spidey as a secret character, complete with his black suit, his Spider Armor from Web #100, and the freaking Captain Universe suit.

If it doesn't interfere with the story and is treated as an experiment in fanwank, it can work. Otherwise, it just seems a stupid waste of everybody's time. That, and Vader and Yoda should be in BOTH games and shouldn't be a console exclusive. That's just stupid.

And where is Maul? That would have been sweeter.
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