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Is Your Child a Goth?
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
astray from the Lord.
Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT YOUR CHILD MAY BE A GOTH IS....
-Claims to be a goth.
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Boo berry is a temptress that will not fill you with anything.
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The only thing inside of you will be Satan's mercyless tallywacker.
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