Jan 1st, 2006, 01:56 AM
NEW ARTICLE: "HAPPY NEW YEAR, 2006!"
Tired from seeing too many people over the past week, driving far too much and eating an entire box of Snow Caps in a very short period of time tonight... so I'll make this quick. Max Burbank did a new piece about the new year and you had better read it or we'll have someone kill you. Got it? Good.
Family events get 910% more bearable when you're old enough to drink. Now I just shake hands and then drink until I pass out. It solves a few problems, all at once!
By the way I turn 22 in 3 days. I'm not expecting anything fancy from you guys like last year.
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