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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 03:58 PM       
"i died for this?"
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 08:29 PM       
"I lied about the whole son of God thing"
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 01:27 PM       
Screaming Lobsters!!!
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 01:52 PM       
"I'M A HOT CHICK AND I LOVE JIXBY PHILLIPS"
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 06:17 PM       
"When I die, bury Me upside down so everyone can KISS MY ASS!"
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 12:35 AM       
“My God, evolution is a fact, and if these people are disturbed by being the descendants of monkeys and fishes, they’ve got a mental problem. We can’t afford the psychiatric bill for them. That ends the story as far as I’m concerned.”
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 01:11 AM       
i don't think he's got that many magnet letters, dude
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 01:12 AM       
"Thank you for choosing McDonald's.... Can I take Jew order?"

(nevermind, even I think that's horrible)
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 01:45 AM       
"What's the difference between an oil painting of me and my actual self? You only need one nail to hang up the painting."
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 09:50 AM       
"DIE FOR YOUR OWN SINS!"
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 12:05 PM       
"Okay...where the FUCK is my body!?"
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 01:33 PM       
you jerks aren't even funny
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 02:18 PM       
True...but at least we're trying...no, you're right, I'll shut up.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 03:33 PM       
"HEEEEEERE'S JESUS!" *said while chopping though a door with an ax*
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 05:19 PM       
Goddamn it I hate all of you.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 05:25 PM       
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Goddamn it I hate all of you.
I that you saying that or Jesus? cause if it's Jesus I'm afraid for my eternity, and if it's you I'm very afraid for my eternity.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 05:26 PM       
"Jesus Christ, these new guys suck"
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 05:32 PM       
Better than a thousand hollow words is one word that brings peace.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 06:37 PM       
"SCANDALIZE SOME N****S"
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 10:26 AM       
"Hey, does anybody know where I can find a good Commodore 64 emulator?"
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 02:00 PM       
"Let there be light... beer."

Dammit I wish I could think of ones that don't pertain to alcoholic beverages.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 08:50 PM       
"You already missed my second coming."
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:23 AM       
I'm going to kill you in your sleep.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:44 AM       
jesus would say HELLO GEORGE WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT WHY YOU DON'T TALK TO GLOWBELLY ANYMORE. IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID TO DESTROY HER MARRIAGE OR THAT YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW THAT YOU REALLY ARE CAPABLE OF ENJOYING A NICE PAIR OF SOCKED FEET? PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CALL HER AND TELL HER HOW YOU REALLY FEEL.

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IF SOMEONE LETS ME DOWN I'LL STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED ANNOYING.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 11:21 AM       
would jesus really say all of that? wow....just wow.
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