Penis enlargers

[RaNkeri]

See my reply in Mockwars, I'm not repeating myself

[Terra]

i replied to you in general blabber. i'm not repeating myself

[RaNkeri]

I can't find your reply from general blapper, please repeat yourself

[Terra]

go find it you lazy fuck. Oh and this is your reply from that other thread that i said your reply would be in

has your peni benefitted from the enlarger yet? Still can't find it? damn

[RaNkeri]

Yeah, it's still missin'... but maybe you could help me findin' it! Let's do some oral examination...

[Esuohlim]

I hate you both.

[Terra]

milhouse your reply is over in mock wars

[Esuohlim]

Oh great a brand new Terra gimmick, how nice. Let me know when you want me to tell you that you've run the fucking thing into the ground, all right?

[Terra]

i forgot to say something in mock wars sorry hoss.

[sadie]

blapper flapper clapper zapper

[Jixby Phillips]

I drew this kinda inspired by this thread

[RaNkeri]

lol, awesome job!

[Archduke Tips]

Just hump a beehive and it will enlarge your penis.

[MetalMilitia]

hey why doesn't cynicalposters.com really exist

[ziggytrix]

Jixby, is that a reference to Wonder Showzen?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Who's peeking out from under a stairway
Calling a name that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows it's Windy

Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's Windy

And Windy has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And Windy has wings to fly
Above the clouds, above the clouds

Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's Windy

[Terra]

That's by The Association. You are listeing to your folk's memories. Goddamn it, go out and make your own memories and stop leaching off of other old fart's vague recollections.

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

Jixby, is that a reference to Wonder Showzen?

The poster? Not intentionally, But I realized the similarity after i drew it. I was just trying to think of what the most generic/popular slogan of "cynical-posters.com" would be. I'm sure HANG IN THERE (PICTURE OF NOOSE) has been done plenty of times before Wonder Showzen did it.

cynical-posters.com is an awful company because they stamp the url of the site in really big letters on their merchindise

[Girl Drink Drunk]

You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you

Chorus:
Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
till I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
I'm only hoping that you're home
So I can hear you
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you

Chorus

C.C. pick up that guitar and talk to me

Solo, Chorus out