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Old Oct 27th, 2004, 11:56 PM        GRAB BAG: "HALLOWEEN SAFETY TIPS!"
Before all of you little ghoulies go running out into the darkness on Halloween, you might want to read Max Burbank's latest Grab Bag piece. It contains oodles of valuable information that just may SAVE YOUR LIFE!


HALLOWEEN GRAB BAG: "HALLOWEEN SAFETY TIPS!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/b...een-safety.php

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Old Oct 28th, 2004, 12:06 AM       
yeah, thanksgiving was in october, way to be on top of things burbank
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Old Oct 28th, 2004, 12:15 AM       
Great Stuff Max
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Old Oct 28th, 2004, 12:25 AM       
Max, that had me laughing my ass off. Well done!
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Old Oct 28th, 2004, 04:23 AM       
I read the piece out loud in a voice that I would ascribe to a madman.

It made it more hilarious than it already was.
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Old Oct 28th, 2004, 07:08 AM       
I have one

don't leave the oven on!
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Old Oct 28th, 2004, 08:16 AM       
great stuff!
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