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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:37 PM        i need woman
sex is optional.

just good times and lots of heavy petting.

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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:43 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:44 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 09:01 PM       
In exchance for some money, I can pretend to be one.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 09:26 PM       
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Old May 4th, 2006, 01:22 AM       
pretending also to be a women Terra?
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Old May 4th, 2006, 09:04 AM       
you should have seen her before the sugery.
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Old May 5th, 2006, 01:53 PM       
This is very true.
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Old May 5th, 2006, 03:35 PM       
sorry, if i wanted to go gay then i would have no problems. i bartend, and one gay guy licked my ear when i leaned forward to hear his drink order (eww, ladies, i'll never pull that stunt again. i was so suprised that i didnt get mad, i just thought WTF!! and gave him a soco and lime)

another said he'd blow me in the parking lot, all out of the clear blue. unfortunately i found him unattractive.

terra, if you are a post op transsexual, we could talk
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Old May 5th, 2006, 05:26 PM       
you live in the big MD hit me up and we will go find ladies together. you have to lure them in by saying your directing a TV show and need new talent and when you get them to your house you lock them in a basement and have years and years of joy as you watch them decay into sad shells of the vibrant women they once were.
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Old May 5th, 2006, 06:14 PM       
Yes! Tell them your from the "Girl's Gone Wild" show and they'll jump all over that!!

Sorry george, I'm not a post op transexual. I had a root canal.
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Old May 5th, 2006, 07:12 PM       
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Old May 5th, 2006, 08:58 PM       
oooooh i need a dirty woman
oooooh i need a dirty girl
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Old May 5th, 2006, 09:07 PM       
I'm sure fo five dolla you can have both!

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Old May 5th, 2006, 09:15 PM       
i don't even know where the whores ARE in this town

apart from myspace lol
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Old May 5th, 2006, 09:21 PM       
Ain't they no ho's in the ice cream palor??? Hell I hear you can really double dip at the ice cream palor!
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Old May 5th, 2006, 09:28 PM       
they closed the baskin and robbins down
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Old May 6th, 2006, 11:29 AM       
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Old May 6th, 2006, 11:30 AM       
post op transexual = root canal

unintentional jokes are my favorite.

the whole problem is i am 35. i am in the dead zone for dating, five years older, lots of divorcees, five years younger and i could still be reasonably attractive to twentysomethings.

no one wants my sorry ass right now

and my liquid GHB source just died in a motorcyle accident.

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Old May 7th, 2006, 11:35 AM       
35 seems like the midrange from life to non-life? It doesn't make very much sense. I know plenty of ladies that are in their early twenties that are seeing or in relationships with older men.....YOUR age!
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Old May 7th, 2006, 05:44 PM       
well saddle em up and send em my way.
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Old May 7th, 2006, 09:31 PM       
Unfortunately they sre still in realtionships. But the point is, it's not just a Missouri thing. I'm sure there are plenty where you live, Mr. George!
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Old May 8th, 2006, 11:56 AM       
exactly, they are all in relationships.

i kinda sorta met a decent chic yesterday, but it highlights m current level of pathetic:

i went to a re-dedication of the chapel at my parents church, and i made an aside to my daughter that i thought a girl was cute. she went and asked the girl's name and all kinds of personal stuff.

i was sort of suprised at this, so i got the hell out of there.

the girl is named amy and is single. she teaches school.

i plan on going to church until i can truly begin to ruin this girls life
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Old May 8th, 2006, 07:13 PM       
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