I kill baby bunnies

[FartinMowler]

I had finished cutting a lawn today and as I was trimming the lawn I looked down to see only the body of a baby bunny. Every year I buy new blades for my lawn machine (the one I posted in the for sale section) I didn't sell it. The new very sharp blades cleanly took this poor bunnies head off. I've been doing "lawncutting" for ten years and never until last year I've never killed anything, until last year I killed two. The first bunny I killed was in a shallow hole with another bunny that I witnessed running but his little brother didn't make it, he got decapitated like the one today. The next bunny was hit with trimmer line and his little body was thrown out into the lawn, he must have been in the bushes and made a run for it. I held his little body as he make squeeky noises and then died...I seriously was depressed for the rest of the day and kind of weepy...why is God so mean?

[MetalMilitia]

God didn't make you mow those poor bunnies, Fartin.

[kahljorn]

dude this is samsara get used to it bro is the attitude to take!

just kidding i love bunnies :O

[executioneer]

man i'm always worried about doing stuff like that when i mow a lawn half the time when i'd mow my folks' lawn i'd hit a garter snake (and i know that's not even close to bunnies but still i kinda felt bad about it )

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Once I was mowing a lawn, a fucking toad jumped out of nowhere. I didn't kill, but my point is that it was fucking big and i've never seen a toad around here before.

[Sacks]

At least you didn't maul them and it was a clean head chop.

[Sethomas]

My friend used to work with a guy who would use the line "I KILLED CHILDREN IN PANAMA" whenever he got stressed out.

[Supafly345]

Too bad it wasn't gophers, I know you lawn people love to kill those things with your bare hands.

[MisSFiT]

Atleast you felt bad. Because if you had a warm fuzzy feeling about killing baby bunnies then I would tell you to seek proffesional help.

[Womti]

I eat bunnies! with mint jelly and barbecue sauce!

[MetalMilitia]

...along with anything else you can steal, forage or trap.

[Womti]

THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Womti]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

...along with anything else you can steal, forage or trap.

aside from pigeons.

[Schimid]

I was mowing my lawn about a year ago, when the grass was really really high. I mowed reaaaally close to a particularly large pile, and about six bunnies came a-hop-hop-hoppin' out and I felt TERRIBLE. I didn't kill any, but the fact I was only seconds from doing so made me eternally cautious.

[arg_zombies]

I live in a country-ish place,so we have bunnies everywhere!

Yesterday I saw one which was literally smaller than my fist!

I saw it again in the evening though - my cat found it
She leaves us the ears and backlegs

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I ran my lawnmower over a stump that turned out to have fucking hornets in it. They kept stinging me even when I got in the house. It was horrible

[MisSFiT]

My cat brings me mice and moles and some baby birds every now and then.
He doesn't eat them though, he only likes to eat friskies prime filets.

[noob3]

1 time when i was little my dad ran over a kitten, and it got all thrown up & twisted into the blade, and then he tried to say it "crawled into the lawnmower before i started it"

[Terra]

jesus keeryst, farty! you're not mowing a lawn. you're bush hogging. how high is that gawdamned grass???? i mow lawns too but that shit must be knee high and in serious need of a bushhog.

next time toss out a bunch of gawdamned firecrackers before you mount a mower and give the lil fuckers a running chance.

[MattJack]

You should paint all the animals that come in your yard a bright color so you can see them better next time.

My PawPaw would almost always mow over this big turtle that chilled out on his land. Well one day while mowing he decided to pick him up and bring him to his shop. He paints the turtle's shell bright blue and then sets him free.

He would always see the turtle when mowing now, and sometimes when we'd be having some coffee on the porch we would see a bright blue turtle slowly moving across the yard.

So I stress this to everyone, paint the animals in your yard bright colors.

[kahljorn]

yea great idea mattjack i wonder what happened to that turtle when he went into the forest and then some crazed beast saw a bright blue turtle shell huh what happened huh maybe a little turtle snack that's probably it tell your dad good job destroying natural camouflages and murdering a turtle.
:spit

[Supafly345]

Animals usually stay away from bright colors usually because it means toxic. ;X

[MattJack]

Kahl, I think we did him a favor! Every PawPaw (grandpa?) has infinite wisdom, you know this.

Originally Posted by Supafly345

Animals usually stay away from bright colors usually because it means toxic. ;X

Exactly! I know as a human, I don't fuck with snapping turtles, so if I were a bird or some shit I def wouldn't fuck with a bright blue turtle!

Plus don't bright colors in nature mean you're pretty much teh sex?

That fuckin blue turtle quickly became the most feared and the biggest pimp in town.

[FartinMowler]

jesus keeryst, farty! you're not mowing a lawn. you're bush hogging. how high is that gawdamned grass???? i mow lawns too but that shit must be knee high and in serious need of a bushhog.

next time toss out a bunch of gawdamned firecrackers before you mount a mower and give the lil fuckers a running chance.

Rabbits seem to come out because of the vibration of the machines...I've had many a larger rabbit come out to watch me. Swallows seem to like me also when I cut the lawns they dive bomb me catching the bugs that get stirred up by the blades. My tunes are going on full blast in my head phones so I don't hear the cries of the animals

[MisSFiT]

Stop killing baby bunnies and then you won't be sad anymore.