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Old Feb 27th, 2012, 08:21 PM       
Where the messages can then be found and smuggled out to rebels? Or do you mean we need to build a bunker and put guards around a bunch of Korans?
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Old Feb 27th, 2012, 08:22 PM       
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we have to be more careful to respect muslims because they are so respectful of other religions and and cultures
This entire page is more than I want to read on my phone. However, I'm sure khal wins.
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Old Feb 27th, 2012, 09:52 PM       
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Where the messages can then be found and smuggled out to rebels? Or do you mean we need to build a bunker and put guards around a bunch of Korans?
I imagine they already have some sort of secure storage facility... they might need to buy a small box though.
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Old Feb 27th, 2012, 11:59 PM       
Why not mail them to America and destroy them?
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Old Feb 28th, 2012, 12:22 AM       
Your supposed to erase the word "god" from the pages, or bury them RESPECTFULLY, or burn them RESPECTFULLY not in a dumpster.
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Old Feb 28th, 2012, 12:23 AM       
I thik they should have shredded them and mixed it with oatmeal to feed the prisoners that would have been an awsome inside joke for the guards watching them eat and laughing.
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Old Feb 28th, 2012, 12:25 AM       
Personally, I think we should set a bunch of phone books on fire and youtube it with tag "koran burning USA NUMBER !" then wait for the outcry and be like JKING THEY WER E PHONE BOOKS!!!!!
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Old Feb 28th, 2012, 12:44 AM       
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They aren't acting crazy, they are acting in a predictable manner you can't seriously expect any group of people any where on earth to "stop being crazy"? I am sure there are things that could happen that would have you rioting in the streets.

Edit: For the record i think that the followers of any religion are "living in the dark ages" and have as little respect for Christianity as i do for Islam, but I am still capable of enough reason to not burn a Quran. I refuse to act as if the western troops are somehow superior here.
Like I said, I also think burning a Quran is a really bad idea, and it's bound to end up starting trouble...

Things that I would riot about are completely within logic and reason. Being predictable doesn't make muslims any less crazy, it just makes them predictably crazy.
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Old Feb 28th, 2012, 01:03 AM       
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Things that I would riot about are completely within logic and reason.
Your personal logic and reason, logic that may not jive with others. Then throw in the forces of crowds and mob mentality and you could be doing stuff that i would consider crazy. It's like being mad at the tide, it's there you know how it works and can predict outcomes so if you do something that causes you to be harmed by this force then it is on you.
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Old Feb 28th, 2012, 02:27 AM       
I think we should give the rioters a goodwill gesture by sending them truckloads of ham to eat.
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Old Feb 28th, 2012, 12:18 PM       
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I thik they should have shredded them and mixed it with oatmeal to feed the prisoners that would have been an awsome inside joke for the guards watching them eat and laughing.
This has probably happened a great many times.

And I like it.
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Old Feb 29th, 2012, 12:04 AM       
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I think we should give the rioters a goodwill gesture by sending them truckloads of ham to eat.
Do you think i could walk through a crowd of rioting Afghans wearing a ham suit and come out unmolested? Bonus Question: In this situation would pork bullets be an effective form of riot control?
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Old Feb 29th, 2012, 11:57 AM       
If I still lived in the country I wouold seriously test fire an 8MM pork round with about 30 grain, but that wouldnt go over well here. The department of defense should seriously think about pork rounds.
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Old Feb 29th, 2012, 04:24 PM       
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS CANNOT BE A REAL STORY PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE PLEEEEEEEEASE
U.S. judge upholds sharia law, throws out a case of assault because the plantif, an athiest, violated sharia law, IN PENNSYLVANIA.
http://news.yahoo.com/penn-judge-mus...210000330.html
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Old Feb 29th, 2012, 04:53 PM       
Yes, this is real, although the specifics are a little misleading.

Even though the assault was caught on video, the judge ruled it inadmissable (too grainy to be definitive), dismissed the assault charge (basically he said, he said without the video) and then lectured the plaintiff on religious tolerance.

Word is that the judge (Mark Martin?) is also a muslim.
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Old Feb 29th, 2012, 06:34 PM       
Political correctness gone mad.
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Old Feb 29th, 2012, 06:44 PM       
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Word is that the judge (Mark Martin?) is also a muslim.
They updated the article and mentioned that the judge was actually a Lutheran.
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Old Feb 29th, 2012, 08:23 PM       
Same thing
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Old Feb 29th, 2012, 09:00 PM       
Other articles by Mark Whittington:


Obama's Holy War Against the Church Will Not End Well

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I think I'll wait until this story comes from an actual reporter, and not a Yahoo editorial writer.
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Old Mar 1st, 2012, 12:24 AM       
http://www.washingtonpost.com/nation...ggR_story.html

Washington post?
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Old Mar 1st, 2012, 12:25 AM       
Actually its an AP story
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Old Mar 1st, 2012, 03:54 PM       
Yeah and in that story there is nothing about a US judge upholding Sharia law, that was a gross overstatement.
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Old Mar 1st, 2012, 08:43 PM       
Yeah, it's more of a story about a judge trying to set a weird precedent where it's okay to beat someone up if they're asking for it.
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