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James · #1

This show is hilarious. Where else can you hear a phone sex operator making duck sounds and John Wayne impressions to helkp a guy jack off?

Not everything is pure gold, but I think a lot of the calls are funny. And that means that it'll be on for only a nother 3 months.

Anonymous · #2

Yeah, like the one where the caller pretends to be retarded. That never gets old!

James · #3

That would be one of the ones I don't really like. :/

Ninjavenom · #4

Special Ed. Eugh.

Honestly, though, "... I... stuck soap up my butt" made me laugh.

Jixby Phillips · #5

Figures you would like this show

Ocasionally they have good calls, but it's always because it's done by a commedian I liked before they were on the show, and even then it makes me sad to see them on the show. Bob Odenkirk apparently had a big recording session with them. I hope some of his stuff winds up on the show.

James · #6

Robert Schimmel was on the one last night. He is the one who called up the phone sex line and had them do John Wayne impressions and duck noises.

The phone sex ones are usually the funniest.

The Unseen · #7

I hate this show, how is it still on the air? Ill admitt that the phone sex ones are funny but everything else is pretty bad. Ill stick with the Jerky Boys over this show any day

Anonymous · #8

The Jerky Boys suck.

Longmont is king.

Les Waste · #9

Longmont is the best

There are a few funny calls on Crank Yankers. The Niles Standish sketch I saw last night was pretty funny, the one about building a rehabilitation center for 20,000 violent sex offenders in Astoria, Oregon. It made me LOL

Esuohlim · #10

I don't like Crank Yankers. I saw only three episodes, and they all sucked. The first one this season was pretty bad. Why do they announce beforehand a Special Ed call, like it's a big event or something? I can make better prank calls than these. Like once I called an operator and when he asked for the number I kept saying "LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!" and I literally said the letters. He said something like "You no call dees number ageen!" and he hung up and I LOLed.

ShanghaiOrange · #11

The one where Stephen Colbert takes dictation from a phone sex agent for his blind friend is probably the best one.

The Dane Cook game show ones are great too.

timrpgland · #12

Crank Yankers is pretty funny sometimes.

I'm just hoping the upcoming season of South Park is good.

Esuohlim · #13

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Originally Posted by timrpgland

Crank Yankers is pretty funny sometimes.

I'm just hoping the upcoming season of South Park is good.

I just hope Kenny is officially back again.

Girl Drink Drunk · #14

"I hate this show, how is it still on the air? Ill admitt that the phone sex ones are funny but everything else is pretty bad. Ill stick with the Jerky Boys over this show any day"
My sentiments exactly. I honestly can't understand why this dumb show is still on a.