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Kitsa
teacup of sunshine
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
May 2nd, 2009, 12:34 PM
I had a brainstorm and thought up the perfect mother's day gift for my mother-in-law. Then we went all over the place and couldn't find it.
Dammit!
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Misdemonar
IWORKFORTHEMAN:MAN
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: yes
May 2nd, 2009, 12:59 PM
WAS IT DEATH
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Kitsa
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
May 2nd, 2009, 01:02 PM
I actually like my in-laws.
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
May 2nd, 2009, 01:31 PM
I ordered my mom so soybean seeds for mothers day. So she can grow me some food and cook it for me.
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MetalMilitia
Hitler's Canoe!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: UK
May 2nd, 2009, 01:47 PM
In Steven Seagal's film
Hard to Kill
he is awoken from a seven year coma by a nurse placing a kitten on his head. Is this a real medical treatment?
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
May 2nd, 2009, 01:55 PM
I always wake up when someone shoves their pussy in my face.
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Sam
The Unicorn
Join Date: Feb 2003
May 2nd, 2009, 02:03 PM
So, you are saying that if you were in a coma you'd have no chance of waking up?
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
May 2nd, 2009, 02:05 PM
FUCKYOUSAMYOUBASTARD
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MetalMilitia
Hitler's Canoe!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: UK
May 2nd, 2009, 02:40 PM
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
May 2nd, 2009, 02:55 PM
He probably woke up be cause she wasn't going to shut up until he did.
Even when you in a coma bitches will talk your fucking ear off.
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Colonel Flagg
after enough bourbon ...
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
May 2nd, 2009, 10:32 PM
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My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong?
Seeing as its not at your house.... Nothing.
Having experienced the party, I beg to differ.
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Dimnos
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Baseball Town, TX
May 3rd, 2009, 11:50 AM
You stuck around?
Your brave and nice. Im a fan of the dump em and run.
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Fathom Zero
frappez le cochon rouge
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
May 3rd, 2009, 11:52 AM
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
May 3rd, 2009, 11:58 AM
I haven't heard Slim in years.
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Fathom Zero
frappez le cochon rouge
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
May 3rd, 2009, 12:01 PM
It sounds more like something Junkie XL would do. I liked it, though.
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Dimnos
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Baseball Town, TX
May 3rd, 2009, 12:03 PM
Last I had heard of him he was teaming up with the guy from the talking heads.
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
May 3rd, 2009, 12:05 PM
David Byrne? That's interesting. He would probably sound better working with Eno.
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Fathom Zero
frappez le cochon rouge
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
May 3rd, 2009, 12:13 PM
That's strange.
I liked Ya Mama's video more.
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
May 3rd, 2009, 12:15 PM
Hehehe I used to watch that one a lot!
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Tadao
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May 3rd, 2009, 12:17 PM
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Dimnos
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Baseball Town, TX
May 3rd, 2009, 12:17 PM
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
May 3rd, 2009, 12:20 PM
http://www.davidbyrne.com/here_lies_love/index.php
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Fathom Zero
frappez le cochon rouge
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
May 3rd, 2009, 12:23 PM
DUDE.
AND
DIZZEE RASCAL? Wow.
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Sam
The Unicorn
Join Date: Feb 2003
May 3rd, 2009, 12:27 PM
WTF IS THIS, SOME KIND OF MUSICAL/YOUTUBE THREAD NOW?
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Fathom Zero
frappez le cochon rouge
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
May 3rd, 2009, 12:37 PM
BOOTOOB ON A SAM
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