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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 07:56 PM       
Navi was admittedly poorly planned. You have to wonder if they even tested the game with sound if they let it go live with that bit of repetitive voice acting in it. Though I only found Navi to be a mild annoyance. Like many others, I just listened to music instead.
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 08:01 PM       
The problem with most people is that they most likely ignored her advice and had to endure the shrill every 5 seconds until they caved. I did not notice this often because I was a witless twat, and needed her to hold my hand.

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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 02:00 AM       
"hey listen" was pretty annoying but I liked how if you locked on to an enemy and "HEY LISTENED" she'd tell you interesting little factoids about all the various monsters in the game.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 11:12 AM       


Why choose Navi when there's this SOB? Admittedly the cosntant "HEY LISTEN" was annoying, but a thirty something year old guy who constantly believes he's a child? That's plain scary.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 01:57 PM       
Atlas from BioShock.
"NUTHIN LOIK A FIST FULLOUGH LOIGHTNIN', IS THERE?"

"MOIRA!!! PATRICK!!"

"WEEL FOIND ROYIN, AND TAYR 'IS BLEEDIN' HERT OUT!!"

Also, every female fighting game character ever. Taki, Ivy, all the DOA girls, and especially Chun-Li. Her character designer likes thick girls. It said so in a cover story about Street fighter IV.

Poison doesn't count, you'd know why if you've heard "her" backstory >_>

And finally, Death from Castlevania. Those sickles flying through the air get me nearly every time.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 12:31 AM       
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Why choose Navi when there's this SOB? Admittedly the cosntant "HEY LISTEN" was annoying, but a thirty something year old guy who constantly believes he's a child? That's plain scary.
Don't pull that shit with me. Play Rosy Rupee Land and you'll understand the fate given to him. Poor Tingle.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 08:36 AM       
I didn't immediately think of Navi.

The first thought that popped into my mind was "HI, I'M DAISY!".

Then, I thought of that fucking little kid from Garou: Mark Of The Wolves. I want to hand him over to Mr. Gacy on certain days.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 01:33 AM       
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What the fuck is with this vendetta against Navi
it's a conspiracy!!
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 06:59 PM       



jesus fucking CHRIST

To a lesser extent, DK, Boo, and Yoshi

Yoshi's not particularly good at anything but he's an annoying faggot who I hate and I love tackling him at full fucking force every chance I get

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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:34 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:37 PM       
Especially near the end when she's going nuts. "OH GOD JACK I'M PREGNANT"
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 03:05 AM       
that was cool IMO
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 07:55 PM       
Oh man, the first time I played that, when the colonel's face turns all shrunken and whatnot all of a sudden, it startled the shit outta me.
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 09:19 PM       
I thought Raiden's girlfriend was worse than the man of the hour.
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 09:33 PM       
I'll have to go with HI I'M DAISY
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 09:48 PM       
I can't believe nobody's mentioned Otis from Dead Rising, yet. Damn him and his 'transponder'! It's a walkie talkie!
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 07:30 AM       
Oh man...*rubs hands together* Carth Onassi from Knights of the Old Republic- If you don't want to talk about your past don't bring it up every five minutes. Ryu from Street Fighter- Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! The Explosive Drone from Duke Nukem 3D- Good god I hated hearing the sound of one coming up... I knew it was going to hit me, because I could never shoot them down. The Medusa Heads from Castlevania- Since when did mythology state that Medusa killed people by having her head fly at them and knock them off of platforms to their death? The Eagle from Ninja Gaiden(NES)- Same thing as above. Liquid Snake from Metal Gear Solid- "Damn you, Snake! I got all the recessive genes! Like that one that makes me a crazy asshole who has to be killed more times than that one guy from Die Hard!" Whisper from Fable- I can't put my finger on what's the most irritating aspect of Whisper, but it could be that noise she makes when you smack her a good one with a power attack. Fargoth from Morrowind- Something made the fine for assault worth it to punch him... That's all I can think of at the moment...
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 01:55 PM       
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Oh man, the first time I played that, when the colonel's face turns all shrunken and whatnot all of a sudden, it startled the shit outta me.
Oh God, yeh.
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 02:59 PM       
Blaster Atoms, your point about medusa heads was spot on.
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 04:36 PM       
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Then, I thought of that fucking little kid from Garou: Mark Of The Wolves. I want to hand him over to Mr. Gacy on certain days.
I hated Hokutomaru. Him and his gigantic ninja stars. One of the few people fighters in the game with a projectile that doesn't run along the ground. I remember that I only beat him once, with Freeman, my avatar. Then I got raped by Griffon Mask/Tizoc, who has SNK Boss Syndrome.
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 11:01 PM       
Wow, I'm glad I never played Ocarina of Time if Navi's that annoying.

Dagger from FF9...well, that's more USELESS

Annoying? Maria from Symphony.
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 11:14 PM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 02:04 PM       
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Blaster Atoms, your point about medusa heads was spot on.
I played Castlevania again yesterday, and what do you think the first damn thing that gets me is? I hate having to start back over with the regular short whip... Got to thinking of some more though...

The little missle-hidden-in-a-cloud guys that knock you to your death in Megaman 3, Snakeman's stage

The little flying heads that come out of the bigger heads and again knock you to your death in Megaman 2, Airman's stage

Fortune from Metal Gear Solid 2. Damn was she a whiner...

The black ninjas from Ninja Gaiden who throw the explosive darts at you.

Those flying aliens from Halo 2

Sonic the Hedgehog and his menagerie of friends. I might catch heat for it but I don't care. The lot of 'em get on my nerves.

Ryder from San Andreas- "You just a busta' CJ! I'm a mothafuckin' genius! Straight up ninja! Fo' life, mothafucka! You heard?!" Same for "O.G. Loc".
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 02:51 PM       
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Sonic the Hedgehog and his menagerie of friends. I might catch heat for it but I don't care. The lot of 'em get on my nerves.
Isn't Sonic a silent protagonist?
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