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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 01:26 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 12:00 AM       
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Already has movies.
Seriously? Are they japanese films? Also, were they craptastic?
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 12:04 AM       
This is the first I've heard about it. EisigerBiskuit, are you sure you're thinking about movies? Not cutscenes in the game, but a film released in theaters or on video.
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 02:54 AM       
mgs2 has more total length of cutscenes than most hollywood movies
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 03:14 AM       
which is funny because I was sad enough to watch all the cutscenes for MGS3 on Subsistence.
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 11:26 AM       
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There was absolutely nothing wrong with the Mortal Kombat movie,
Johnny Cage kills Scorpion AND Goro. Still want to tell me there's nothing wrong?
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 07:27 PM       
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Dynasty Warriors

They releasing two movies next year based off the three kingdoms era. One looks really good, the other looks kinda decent.
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 07:55 PM       
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Johnny Cage kills Scorpion AND Goro. Still want to tell me there's nothing wrong?
That was cool when he killed them, you gaywad.
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 08:44 PM       
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They releasing two movies next year based off the three kingdoms era. One looks really good, the other looks kinda decent.
To be fair, the Three Kingdoms book is one of the four pillars of Chinese literature and should get its fair share of revivals. It's very important.
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 02:11 PM       
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To be fair, the Three Kingdoms book is one of the four pillars of Chinese literature and should get its fair share of revivals. It's very important.

I know, I'd figure it was worth a mention. Have you read it at all? It's on my to read list after finishing Don Quixote and Water Margin.
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 02:27 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 03:30 PM       
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I know, I'd figure it was worth a mention. Have you read it at all? It's on my to read list after finishing Don Quixote and Water Margin.
I know the story after reading the Wikipedia article. Might be worth a read, providing I can find a copy somewhere. Hardcover is always preferable. Water Margin looked interesting, though.
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 07:00 PM       
Don't know if it's a rumor or not but I've read somewhere that MGS4 has one single cutscene that literally lasts for 90 minutes. You CAN pause.

Kirby would be a great movie, by the way. But I'd really love to see a TF2 one
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 09:35 PM       
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Don't know if it's a rumor or not but I've read somewhere that MGS4 has one single cutscene that literally lasts for 90 minutes. You CAN pause.

That's how Xenosaga Episode 1 felt.
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Old Jun 15th, 2008, 03:41 PM       
Rocket Knight adventures unless it was made by Fatal Farms.
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 10:02 AM       
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The new story mode in Brawl is pretty much that, and I thought it was kinda boring.
Ok, how bout this:

A young, lovable everyman gamer recieves a copy of Smash Bros. Brawl, shows substantial skill in the game, and vows to become the world's number 1 tournament player.

This takes him on an EPIC QUEST in which he must combat vicious basement dwellers, autistic asians, and people who REFUSE to play on any level other than Final Destination with items turned off.

Dylan TNGA would co-star as himself, of course.
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 07:30 PM       
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Aw fuck.
This had better at LEAST be in CG like Advent Children was. That was one game movie I really liked.
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 09:25 PM       
Advent Children sucked, IMO. All CGI is not the way to go for Halo. I think a James Cameron-type could really do it justice (think Aliens).

Don't believe me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHoKz...eature=related
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 10:11 PM       
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Ok, how bout this:

A young, lovable everyman gamer recieves a copy of Smash Bros. Brawl, shows substantial skill in the game, and vows to become the world's number 1 tournament player.

This takes him on an EPIC QUEST in which he must combat vicious basement dwellers, autistic asians, and people who REFUSE to play on any level other than Final Destination with items turned off.

Dylan TNGA would co-star as himself, of course.
Oh god. My brother always pick that same fucking level.
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Old Jun 17th, 2008, 12:07 AM       
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Advent Children sucked, IMO. All CGI is not the way to go for Halo. I think a James Cameron-type could really do it justice (think Aliens).
If you DON'T go for an all-CG movie, with the original voice actors, it's just going to turn out cheesy and have less of the accuracies along the game line. Like it's going to look damn terrible in an aluminum MJOLNIR suit. Plus you just can't do the same stuff with a live actor as you can with CG. If you go all CG you can have so many bad-ass scenes, without harming an actor, spending money on special effects, trainers and stunt doubles, and it WON'T look like a 1985 Chinese 'Action' movie.
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Old Jun 17th, 2008, 12:17 AM       
If you want an all CG Halo that follows the game's plot to a tee, play the game.
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Old Jun 17th, 2008, 07:10 PM       
No, I want an all CG MOVIE. Gawd.
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Old Jun 17th, 2008, 09:26 PM       
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Advent Children sucked, IMO. All CGI is not the way to go for Halo. I think a James Cameron-type could really do it justice (think Aliens).

Don't believe me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHoKz...eature=related
Honestly, that was pretty kickass. I want more, please.
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Old Jun 18th, 2008, 06:20 PM       
It was okay. Better than I expected, I'll give you that.
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Old Jun 18th, 2008, 06:28 PM       
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It was okay. Better than I expected, I'll give you that.
From what I read about it, the people who were writing the script more or less had Master Chief as a supporting character, and the soldiers around him as the main characters. I think this had to do with Master Chief being unable to show emotions, since he is essentially faceless.
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