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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 02:42 AM        Marmaduke
I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later. They are making the comic Marmaduke into a movie. And the dog's being voiced by Owen Wilson, in case things didn't seem annoying enough.

My only question is what in God's name they're going to use for the plot. Marmaduke is a gag-a-day comic about a large dog that does annoying things (which I hate personally, I already have a semi-large dog that does semi-annoying things). All Wikipedia says is that it's about the dog and his family moving from Kansas to California. Sounds riveting.
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 10:07 AM       
I want to see Family Circus made into a movie with Verne Troyer as Not Me. I saw him pissing in a corner on some show so I figure he'd do a good job.
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 11:56 AM       
Who are they casting for Marmaduke?

Tori Spelling could probably do it.
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 12:08 PM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 12:25 AM       
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Who are they casting for Marmaduke?

Tori Spelling could probably do it.
Owen Wilson. Charming, eh?
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 12:39 AM       
Why is Marmaduke going to have dialogue? How many times will he get on the couch when he's not supposed to?
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 12:49 AM       
I just saw the trailer for this. It's got a scene where all these dogs are doing a choreographed dance, all the smaller animals seem to have silly accents and there is a wise crackin' cat. Kids are going to love this movie.
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 01:21 AM       
OH, MARMADUKE!
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 02:48 AM       
Not even wacky cartoon Marmaduke spoke.
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 07:10 AM       
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures...uke1d7sd20.jpg

Oldie, but it fits the topic I guess.
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 11:47 AM       
I feel like if they're going to make a Marmeduke movie Norm McDonald should voice him.
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Old Apr 15th, 2010, 11:33 PM       
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Not even wacky cartoon Marmaduke spoke.
They made Tom and Jerry speak. I think they're incapable of making movies of animals without having them speak in some capacity.
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Old Apr 15th, 2010, 11:37 PM       
The tom and jerry movie had the worst fucking explanation for not talking ever. Tom was like "oh hey jerry I've always known how to talk." Jerry was like " hey tom. The reason why I never talked was because I didn't know you could talk."
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 11:59 PM       
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The tom and jerry movie had the worst fucking explanation for not talking ever. Tom was like "oh hey jerry I've always known how to talk." Jerry was like " hey tom. The reason why I never talked was because I didn't know you could talk."
That was it? Seriously? When I saw the movie as a kid, I honestly was under the impression that the dog put some sort of magic powder on them to let them talk. XP
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 07:17 PM       
Better than getting a "Cathy" cartoon.
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Old Apr 19th, 2010, 08:11 PM       
I just tried to imagine a Cathy movie and scared myself. You're right.
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Old Apr 19th, 2010, 08:53 PM       
Cathy can actually make me laugh because of how absolutely ridiculous and stupid it is. If they got the right voice actor for the cartoon and the ACK!s were right the three episodes we got to see before it was cancelled would probably be legendary.
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