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Old Aug 31st, 2005, 11:47 PM        bloodrayne trailer
per usual, it looks god awful

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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 07:19 AM       
Uwe Boll defends his films

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=60731

"The House of the Dead was "complete crap", he admits, but he also reckons that's largely because SEGA didn't get him involved until it was too late. Apparently he had to make up 50 per cent of the dialogue on-set and it's still "cheesy" because "there are no characters"."

yep, segas fault.
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 07:59 AM       
Does he have anything to say about Alone In The Dark?
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 08:49 AM       
"but refuses to apologise for Alone In The Dark, pointing instead to the film's success outside of Western cinemas and decent returns from rentals and DVD sales. He reckons that Tara Reid's acting was "the only weak part", and insists that most of the negative reaction to his films comes from people who haven't seen them."

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"He also has a few words on the people who continually insult him on message boards and websites. Apparently he reads a lot of it. "Like, there are some hardcore fans who you never can satisfy because they played that game over and over again and they have their own movie in their head, so no matter what you do, they don't like it," he says."
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 10:33 AM       
Cripes, even the still pictures look bad.

http://www.ultimatedvd.org/en/traile...p=B/BloodRayne

Look at the first picture. What the hell is that light at the top? It doesn't fit the scene, and it doesn't look like it was supposed to be part of the set. SEGA'S FAULT

Edit: Okay, I've never played Bloodrayne, but I guess it takes place in medieval times? That makes the electric light make even less sense. I thought it was some renaissance fair or something.
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 10:46 AM       
from what i gather its vampires vs nazis or something
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 03:14 PM       
Bloodrayne the game is vampire women versus nazis.

The movie apparently is in medieval times.
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 08:47 PM       
I highly recommend the alone in teh dark commentary to everyone!
its amazing.
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 09:13 PM       
All of Uwe's movies are amazing. They're epic. They're a necessary part of everyone's DVD collection. And I AM serious about that.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2005, 05:30 AM       
This thread reminds me of Sports.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2005, 07:58 PM       
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Uwe Boll defends his films

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=60731

"The House of the Dead was "complete crap", he admits, but he also reckons that's largely because SEGA didn't get him involved until it was too late. Apparently he had to make up 50 per cent of the dialogue on-set and it's still "cheesy" because "there are no characters"."

yep, segas fault.
Lol. There wasn't a deep story in the game itself.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2005, 12:36 AM       
yea but watching character die in game over like cutscenes sucked anyway bloodrayne is a vampire woman who fights nazis. i think she is some kind of special agent for the us army. not some ancient blade like slayer vampire.
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Old Sep 4th, 2005, 06:38 PM       
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Uwe Boll defends his films

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=60731

"The House of the Dead was "complete crap", he admits, but he also reckons that's largely because SEGA didn't get him involved until it was too late. Apparently he had to make up 50 per cent of the dialogue on-set and it's still "cheesy" because "there are no characters"."

yep, segas fault.
in the alone in the dark commentary he mentions how in the house of the dead game all you had was people shooting zombies with guns, and that all the movie had, so it was aparently the perfect video game movie.

please watch this commentary!
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Old Sep 4th, 2005, 09:46 PM       
That would be true if he hadn't tried to throw in a plot. And if it wasn't for all the random teenagers having sex.
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