Stalkers :o

[liquidstatik]

Me and my friend just got back from our other friend's house. On the way home this black guy drove by while we were on the tracks(shorter way home). He slowd down and lookd at us for a while then went on. I watched and noticed that he turnd left. Once he got out of our site we got off the tracks and ran down the road(if we would have stayd on the tracks he would've met us at the other end). As we ran i saw his truck coming at us from the end of the road.. my friends house is in the middle. We ran through some old ladies yard and jumped over the fences.. we jumped a few more houses and ran straight into my friends house.

It was scarey.

[Immortal Goat]

Awww, why were you so mean to him? He just wanted to know where the nearest KFC was.

[ScruU2wice]

Yeah real original, black people and fried chicken

[Emu]

:maltliquorjoke

[liquidstatik]

Thanks for ruining the thread, guys.

[Scott Baio is back]

I had a stalker once, but I paid HIM to follow me! HA!

[ScruU2wice]

what a save...

[Emu]

Every time Scott Baio is back posts I feel a special glow deep in my gullet.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

my friend was also drive by stalked by a black man. but he later found out he was Mike Tyson in his purple bently

[agroskaterik]

get outa town

[ArrowX]

There was a stalker on my block once. She preached to me and the other kids about the Bible and how we would go to hell If we played video games......



I'm DOOMED

[femme-ass]

I had a stalker once, for real.

I used to work at a Video store, and he would sit outside in his truck and watch me through the windows, and call me on my work phone to tell me he was watching me.

I'm not like normal girls, though, so I didn't get all freaked out. I was like"knock yourself out, buddy".

If he ever followed me home and tried to attack me, I'd just kick his scrawny little ass. I had alot of pent up rage and frustrations-it would've been good exersice. He finally eventually disappeared after about a year, with no fun for me!

freak.

[Matt Harty]

I asked a girl to prom a few weeks ago and she called me a stalker. :/