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Old May 7th, 2004, 08:26 PM        WWJD?
If Jesus ran for the President position for the USA do you think he would win. And what would it be like?
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Old May 7th, 2004, 10:13 PM       
Al Sharpton would win.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 10:39 PM       
And with this post, western society collapses.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 10:40 PM       
Well your like Fat Jesus, why dont you run for president.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 05:03 AM       
a corpse for president...what a novel concept.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 12:53 PM       
Even if you weren't a Christian, why wouldn't you vote for Jesus? We're talking free wine here, man.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 04:24 PM       
Jesus? I thought you were asking Who Wants Jack Daniels?
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Old May 10th, 2004, 07:51 PM       
In the USA i think he would win. Whether he's a corpse, resurected supernatural entity, or George Bush in a suit. Christianity is an abundance here, and to be frank, when jesus is involved most christians automatically go in his favor without thinking.
But now that i think of it, he might make a decent president if he does magically come back to life. He's peaceful, generous, and h.... oh wait... sorry just remembered the Spanish inquisition.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 08:09 PM       
i dearly hope you're a character
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Old May 10th, 2004, 11:16 PM       
Come on Emu, don't you know that Jesus was conducting all the torture sessions during the spanish inquisition?
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Old May 10th, 2004, 11:35 PM       
Why couldn't someone of reasonable inteligence decide to have a nitezcherhge character?
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Old May 11th, 2004, 11:28 AM       
Because then it wouldn't be funny. Wait, it's not funny now.
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Old May 12th, 2004, 04:52 PM       
Wow, doesn't take you very long to judge one's intelligence. Or could it be your more concerned with trying to insult most things in displacment of emotions or want of a feeling of superiority? Of course you'd say no, but that is what it seems. But isn't that unspokenly what half this forum is about? (75%chance the next message will say "No.")
And sorry someone more to your liking (whatever the hell that could be) didn't use the name Nietzsche. I just happened to have 'Thus Spake Zarathustra' in front of me and needed a name. I guess I should have chosen something more original, like a farm animal.
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Old May 12th, 2004, 04:55 PM       
George Bush is the opiate of the masses.
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