Question for punkgrrrlie10

[Mike]

Since you know about the law I would like to ask this hypothetical question:

Say someone is arrested for possession of heroin based off of an anonymous tip and the heroin is found by the police. Approximately how soon after this arrest does a trial occur? Also, how many witnesses are necessary to successfully convict the suspect if the heroin has been found in his/her residence?

Thanks.

[punkgrrrlie10]

Just to let anyone who ever asks me something legal again, I can't give legal advice. I'm not a lawyer. Go ask a lawyer. Your hypothical friend will get a PD if they can't afford one and they will tell them...they won't lie about it I promise.

[executioneer]

i think mike wants to know because he's gonna snitch on someone

[Cap'n Crunch]

[AChimp]

WTF? If they find it in your house, they don't need witnesses.

[Mike]

Originally Posted by executioneer

i think mike wants to know because he's gonna snitch on someone

Yeah, you. Hee har har

[James]

I have a legal question for Punkgrrlie.

If you get arrested for possession after a cavity search uncovers heroin-filled condoms found up your ass, and you clearly had no idea it was there, is it better to plead not guilty or insanity when the trial comes around?

Also, if you kill a hooker, do you think it's OK to state your defense as being it's only murder if the victim has a soul, which hookers don't have?

And finally, if I covered myself in brown shoe polish and wore an afro wig and FUBU clothes, would I be able to play the race card effectively?

[punkgrrrlie10]

all I can say is wow.

[Gurlugon]

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