LONG LIVE THE BITCH

[GarishBitch]

i haven't been here in ages, and there appears to be a boat-load of new members. how is everyone? i'm living in new york now...enjoying america's cesspool to the east.

[Emu]

Don't know who the hell you are but welcome back ;D

[Captain Robo]

HI THERE :D

[DementedElf]

Howdy.

[Matt Harty]

I remember you

[soundtest]

[GarishBitch]

it's lovely to be back. i've loved what you've done with the place (actually, the site seems to have sold out to excessive advertisements and i miss the old site).

anyway, how is everyone?

[kellychaos]

Where's Fat Satan when you need him?

[GADZOOKS]

HEy kelley, fat satan isn't really that fat. SO just call him FS, okay, can you handel tha pal, Ooooohh kay?

[kellychaos]

Whatever. Anyway, where iz HE?

[GADZOOKS]

He's probably SLEEPING

[Supafly345]

Are you supposed to be one of those bitches that nobody likes but calls herself a bitch in a mock attempt to be proud of being unsocialable when really you are crying on the inside while being kind of bitchy on the outside?

[Geggy]

thanks for bringing the thread back on track, supafly!

[AChimp]

Hi.

[kellychaos]

Back off Chimp, dis bitch iz myne!

[GarishBitch]

i'm not called "bitch" for its irony, if that's what you're asking superfly. i think, if i remember correctly, it stemmed from some posts between myself and another mock alum...overall, i think it's my pompous attitude that really garners the name "garish bitch".

[ArrowX]

D you want a cookie now?

[ziggytrix]

She's GarishBitch because the nick Ohiograd got her teased too much. :P

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by GarishBitch

i'm not called "bitch" for its irony, if that's what you're asking superfly. i think, if i remember correctly, it stemmed from some posts between myself and another mock alum...overall, i think it's my pompous attitude that really garners the name "garish bitch".

Or maybe it's your use of words such as "garners". :shrug

[GarishBitch]

"big words are hard"

[ArrowX]

Do you want a cookie NOW?

[kellychaos]

I didn't say the word was big or hard < must suppress joke if mature point is to be made > . I only said the use of it conversationally was unorthodox and, dare I say, lame. It's not like you're writing a thesis to the forum.

[Sethomas]

Does anyone else see the irony in Kelly dispensing judgment as to what is "lame"?

[kellychaos]

Does anyone see something odd in Seth seeing the word thesis in my post and not having any desire to speak of his own thesis which he regales us with limitless abandon in other threads.

[Sethomas]

1) I think instances in which people criticize my referencing of the thesis has overcome the number of times I've actually alluded to it.
2) I only reference it to avoid repeating myself. As monumental as your lameness is, I have yet to incorporate it into an ontological method of understanding the universe. I'm working on it, though.