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Old May 28th, 2004, 04:57 PM        I'm gonna write...
a short novel? It's gonna take place in space. But I don't know who the killer will be. It may be a crew member, ghosts, a jason voorhees rip-off etc. :/.


I do know this..IF I ever complete this short story, I post it here for all of you.
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Old May 28th, 2004, 05:13 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2004, 05:15 PM       
in order to make the killer more human like i suggest you mention how he occasionally pees on threads.
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Old May 28th, 2004, 05:28 PM       
incontinence in space.....
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Old May 28th, 2004, 06:30 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2004, 06:41 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2004, 07:05 PM       
they all pretty much sucked...
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Old May 28th, 2004, 08:22 PM       
Sports, thou spongy boil-brained bugbear!

You lack the mentallity, the ability, and the intelligence to write even your entire name. The only reason you made it this far is the failing standards in today's schools.
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Old May 28th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2004, 12:34 PM       
Novella. It's called a freakin' novella!
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Old May 29th, 2004, 12:38 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2004, 02:38 PM       
BLOATING, CRAMPNESS, INDESTION, UPSET STOMACHES, AND DIARRHEA. YEAH PEPTO BISMAL.
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Old May 29th, 2004, 04:27 PM       
I had some Pepto Bismol this morning because my stomach was churning form last nights vodka fest. I even sang the song! Cap'n me and you are on the same fucking wavelength.
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Old May 29th, 2004, 05:11 PM       
You should write about a time in the distant future where message forums are LIFE, and the main character is some stupid fuck who makes stupid posts and wishes everyone liked him but nobody really does and one day people start DYING. IN A FUTURISTIC SPACE ADVENTURE WHERE MESSAGEBOARDS ARE REALITY, CAN YOU ESCAPE THE stuff.
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Old May 29th, 2004, 06:26 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2004, 07:52 PM       
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Your post is very thought provoking. I will have to dig deep on this one and gather my thoughts. You wouldn't happen to be from the old board would you? Not everyone can pull of a thread like this and make it work. :doublethumbsup
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Old May 29th, 2004, 09:19 PM       
You're a teenage boy, I'm guessing. You're going to write for other teenage boys. Understand your audience, that's the first step. What do teenage boys want? They want to wank. All day and night.

Put tits in there. But here's the trick. Don't put them on the cover. Their mums will see them. Put one picture in the book, and put it somewhere near the end. Big, round, huge tits. One on each page.

I can't guarantee you that your book will sell because of this. You'll need something more. For starters, the teenage boys aren't going to buy the book unless they know the tits are there. You're gonna have to figure something out for that. Come on. Don't fret. I've already done pretty much everything else.

Good luck, my friend. I hope you become a grand novelist!
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Old May 29th, 2004, 09:53 PM       
Instead of writing a short story/script, I'm writing a script pitch for...

http://www.leesmovieinfo.com


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Old May 30th, 2004, 03:56 AM       
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