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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:17 PM        Take-A-Penny, Leave-A-Penny
I always leave a penny at the gas station change dish but I NEVER take one. One day, the clerk attempted to take a penny for me and I slapped his bitch hand away. A penny deluge ensued. What do you bastards do?!
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:19 PM       
I gave this lady at pizza hut a penny for her service.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:21 PM       
After delivery? They spit on stuff there, ya know. Conspiracy!!
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:22 PM       
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:30 PM       
those penny pinching pizza spitting whores.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:32 PM       
you would be lucky if it was only spit

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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:39 PM       
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 05:37 PM       
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 05:39 PM       
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 05:44 PM       
You ken do it put yah back into it!
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 05:48 PM       
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 05:52 PM       
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 05:55 PM       
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 08:41 PM       
I worked at Pizza Hut for a whole year and I can proudly proclaim to have never spit on anyone's food.

Now, dropped it on the ground and reassembled it before delivery, sure. But, as we all know, the ground (at least inside your average Pizza Hut) is much, much worse.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 08:44 PM       
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 09:00 PM       
I usually leave nickels.

It throws the cashier off.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 09:04 PM       
I ignore the leave a penny tray and take straight outta the charity bin...it has like loonies in it sometimes. :/
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:20 AM       
I carry around a small tote. First I dump the tips into it. Then i put the charity boxes in it, because they are usually locked, but made of cheap plastic so they can be smashed open later for the goodies, like chocolate eggs. If there's anything else, I grab that too. I also carry around some pepper spray in case somebody doesnt like me doing this.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:31 AM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 04:06 PM       
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Now, dropped it on the ground and reassembled it before delivery, sure. But, as we all know, the ground (at least inside your average Pizza Hut) is much, much worse.
Five second rule enforced here.
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 02:54 PM        word yo
I collect the teeth of bastards who try to steal charity jars. your mace is no match for my sunglasses!
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 04:36 PM       
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I never leave any money in a jar...except for that one time at......
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