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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 08:57 PM        bed rest :(
35 weeks yesterday means four more weeks to go before the baby's here. and the doctor says i'm to be on BED REST from now on.
so, so boring.
and next week, my band's booked in the studio. sigh.
i'd better go before the bed rest police catch me.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 08:58 PM       
You need a hospitol bed that's been converted into a gocart. Like the commercial about loopsholes and expensive cars.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 09:23 PM       
tv, video games, books..

There is nothing more entertaining than day time talk shows...dude Maury today had 3 year olds over 100 lbs...

Plus you always feel better about yourself after seeing how f'd up everyone else is.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 10:35 PM       
my mom loaned me her wireless-internet-hooked-up laptop, so i'm in bed and online. and i just ate this nasty-tasting fruit-in-gel stuff--yuck!

i've been reading tons, filling in the cracks of my stephen king have-reads: "thinner," "skeleton crew," and "it," to name a few. and i read the fifth harry potter book last week. and i'm trying to find my copy of "i, robot," so i can reread it before i watch the movie.

i don't know that commercial, kahl, but i like the bed idea. you buyin'? :P

my bfriend just got out of the hospital after a couple of week-long stays, during which i stayed with him pretty much the whole time. we watched those shows every day. maury, jerry, judge judy, joe brown. it's like the dregs of society on parade. like the 40-year-old woman who'd been prostituting herself--with her 20-something-year-old son as pimp--for like ten bucks here and there. they certainly do put things in perspective.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 10:38 PM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 10:51 PM       
on rainy days i like to curl up in a cozy pile of pillows and read a comical book does that make me weird
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 04:38 AM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 05:00 AM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 05:10 AM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 07:02 AM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 07:45 AM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 10:19 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 04:07 AM       
Sadie's pregnant again!!?

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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 04:24 AM       


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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 05:12 AM       
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Hope you arent getting too bored sadie, not long to go!
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 09:48 AM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 10:56 AM       
wow--it's fatsatan! :ltns
i found out the bass player in my band was complaining about my "bed rest" yesterday. he claimed there was nothing wrong with me; i'm just being lazy. i guess i should've called him rather than my ob.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 03:19 PM       
Obstetrics: something i like to do when i get chicks drunk.

tell your BF he is OUT OF HIS MIND, it is one of the few benefits of pregnancy for a guy.
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