Viva La Revolution Fucktards! :D

[Anonymous]

Face it fucktards, with multiple threads, which usually stretch out to at least 5 pages, I'm what passes as entertainment on these boards now.

Whether I'm genuinely funny, not funny, or funny by novelty is irrelevant, I'm obviously doing something right, judging by all the attention my threads get. And while I don't presume to have pissed the entire board off, I can tell by some of the posts by a few of you, that I've had that effect. (I won't name names, you know who you are )

This fact coupled with the recent bannings, I propose that a change is coming. One that's been a long time coming.

The Old Order must die.

Your time has come and gone, you're dinosaurs that have out lived your usefulness. If indeed you were ever useful to begin with. I propose that everyone with over 1000 posts and has been here for at least 2 years (With a few exceptions of course) should be banned from the boards.

Shit, most of you fucks weren't funny to begin with, some the recent newbies have been throwing better shit at me than most of you fucking vets ever have.

I've been asked "Why are you here?" several times, "What is the point of the posts?"

One only has to look up the definition of "Mocking"

1. To treat with ridicule or contempt; deride.

2. To mimic, as in sport or derision. See Synonyms at ridicule.
3. To imitate; counterfeit.
4. To frustrate the hopes of; disappoint.

In terms that even YOU fucktards can understand, My "infantile" posts, my "redundant" use of similar themes, and "Prepubesent insults" are all merely a reflection of the entire board.

In other words I'm mocking you fucktards, who believe you're ALL being original when in fact most of you have ALL proven how dreadfully unoriginal you are!

How many threads are bascially just variations of the "You suck"/"No, YOU suck" theme? Like 90%. And if they don't start out that way, they become that way. My threads just cut through the bullshit.

Now all that being said, the fact that you fucktards still insist on posting in my threads rather than ignoring me, amuses me even more, because you'll all basically proving my point.

Okay, well I'm sure I'll get a LOT of amusing assumptions of myself, a half assed personality analysis and more predictable insults because you fucktards can't seem to STOP yourself from responding to me. But, how about you try proving me wrong, and ignoring me?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Now amuse us my little fucktard monkeys!

[Matt Harty]

IM POSTING QUICKLY TO PROVE I DIDNT READ A SINGLE THING OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID MADMAX

[Spectre X]

I'm just posting to say the same thing.

[Pub Lover]

No reading here either.

[GADZOOKS]

Like I read ANY of his post in the first place.

[Spectre X]

Hey Max.

No reading here
And no reading there.
It seems to me
Like there's no reading
Anywhere.

[Sethomas]

I read to the point where the irony was made evident that easily half of the replies in his threads he generates himself. Masturbation at its purest.

[Esuohlim]

I didn't read any posts in this thread yet because I NEED this to be another long thread AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

[FartinMowler]

I didn't read it... shut the fuck up

[Geggy]

just give it up, guys. please accept that mad max have won and move on already.

[Anonymous]

No reading. Yeah I REALLY believe that one.

Interesting tactic though. Shows that you fucktards have improved at least somewhat...

However, you still fucking fail and you fucktards still continue to prove my point.

But I'm glad to see I can still count on you fucktards to be as predictable as ever.

[Esuohlim]

Hey, the guy that never ceases to say "fucktard" can count on us to be predictable

[ArrowX]

YAY ILLITERACY!!!

[AChimp]

Mad Max is the best poster ever.

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: (Sigh) You'll never get it, fucktard.

Seth: Actually as you can see, half the posts in my own threads aren't by me, they're by you fucktards who constantly choose to try to make sense of it all or throw lame attacks. Work on those perception skills fucktard.

In any case, you fucktards CONTINUE to prove my point though.

[Matt Harty]

Maybe if you responded to the posts by us with something other than "fucktard", we wouldn't have to repeat ourselves and make your threads 20 pages.

So quit your "you guys say the same thing" crybaby act, nobody cares.

I'm boycotting your threads from here on out, I advise everyone else to do the same, although I know Esuohlim won't be able to handle himself with such a burden.

[AChimp]

You finally understood.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Actually as you can see, half the posts in my own threads aren't by me

So if half the posts aren't by you, then that means that the other half is.

So, in other words, you just proved Seth correct.

ALSO I WILL TELL MATT HARTY TO SHUT UP, AND THEN ACTUALLY NEVER POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN. FOR REAL THIS TIME.

[eggyolk]

max ur gay

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you know Max, the more you post, the more idiotic you become.

Keep it up, douchbag...

[darkvare]

too lazy to read but you must write it revolucion

[Big McLargehuge]

I HAVE A POINT TO PROVE, ON THE INTERNET

[Sajuuk]

:3

[Anonymous]

I'll just address the main fucktards in this pack.

Matt: Actually you're doing the crybaby act, by whining that I say "fucktard" all the time. I'm merely mocking the fact that you fucktards are doing the same thing without realizing it. Think about it, you're the ones who choose to post in threads and be annoyed. And the tired old line that you're saying "Nuh uh I'm not annoyed!" is obviously false.

Cosmo: Interesting that you of all people should say that considering you were just voted the biggest fucktard on here by your own kind.

Esuohlim: Wrong again, if you noticed, I've only posted 4 times in this now 23 post thread, and many of my other threads are similar.
Its simple math fucktard. Learn it.

And this thread jumped up a lot since the last time I posted, so again, you continue to prove my point.

It'll be interesting to see if you'll REALLY stop responding though. And Esuohlim, this means ALL your equally unfunny characters.

And this time fucktards, show some fucking will power and don't respond. PROVE that you're not annoyed, PROVE that the posts don't have an effect in ANY way. Its very simple. Ignore.

If you pass this little test, I'll give out 15,000 experience points for ALL your characters and you can move on to the next level...

[Mike]

Oh come on and admit it you scrawny little bags of shit. Mad Max's threads are better and funnier than anything you could post. If that ain't the truth, then prove me wrong. I'm bored enough to read some more of your "entertainment".