I'm At Work

[camacazio]

I work at a used bookstore and I'm bored. There's no more calvin and hobbes to read.

[FartinMowler]

make all the pages in a book stick together.

[glowbelly]

install aim and tell this little fact of your life to someone who might give a shit

[King Hadas]

Read Garfield

[FromThe13thFloor]

Don't read Garfield! That'll bore you more. Read lesbian poetry.

[eggyolk]

thats how we do it here on the 13th floor!!!

[HickMan]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

install aim and tell this little fact of your life to someone who might give a shit

He's way ahead of you, Glowbelly. I SHOULD KNOW.

[mubert]

Lets see...READ.

[dead_pigeon]

Put Harry Potter dustjackets on case studies of Ed Gein.

[McMock]

You are never going to find entertainment in things other people recommend to you. True entertainment comes from within. You must find what entertains you, and actively seek that out. If you rely on what other people find entertaining, there will always be that shadow of a doubt, and that slight imperfection - because it's impossible for you to find yourself 100% in what someone else likes - and it will stop you from true happiness. Seriously. Find your own sweet spot and stimulate it.

You are welcome, and I will not charge you for my intelligent responses. For you see... this... this is my recipe for happiness.

*cries*

[Helm]

Mcmock is being too nice man people are going to mock you to death if you don't put up a fight I mean what are you some kind of noob every vet will tell you he ([/quote] or she haha sorry ladies j/k) didnt get where he (oh man haha) get where he

• is by taking any crap so you know what you gotta do remember people are watchin

[Zhukov]

lol


You should have a wank, watch some DVDs or go for a skate. That's all I do at work.

Find your own sweet spot and stimulate it.

You can't find your own 'sweet spot' without looking, and by asking for suggestions he is looking for ideas that may appeal to him. Cunt.

[Spastic Colon]

Scam kids out of yugioh cards and put them in high places, places above their heads, and laugh.

[McMock]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

You can't find your own 'sweet spot' without looking, and by asking for suggestions he is looking for ideas that may appeal to him. Cunt.

Really now? The way I see it, you either like something, or you don't. It's not exactly something you need to have a moment and think about, is it?

I mean... the answer to pretty much ANY question that deals with yourself lies within. To find it, you need to delve hard and persevere, rather than give up and try to find it elsewhere - or worse, try to find it in somebody else, as my good man camacazio here is doing.

Now, Zhukov, I'm not gonna call you something bad for that Cunt remark because I'm bigger than you. But I am remembering it, and I've just written down a big frownie face on your score card.

Be on your best behavior from now on.

McMock is on your case!

[McMock]

Helm, I read the message, it shines through the chaos that is your post like a golden beacon in a misty night, and yes, I will bring home the fried shrimp for dinner don't worry I already picked it up I just gotta finish this file and then I'ma coming home.

[mubert]

Originally Posted by dead_pigeon

Put Harry Potter dustjackets on case studies of Ed Gein.

I can imagine the kids going like "And then Harry and his friends..found evidence of intestines, and various human bones in Ed Gein's floorboards?"

[Helm]

Shut up.

[mubert]

...

[Helm]

I appreciate the internet-ism, but I mean, stop posting.

[mubert]

Nope, it aint happenin.

[My Unsaid Everything]

Originally Posted by dead_pigeon

Put Harry Potter dustjackets on case studies of Ed Gein.

Heh heh....I approve greatly.....

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

make all the pages in a book stick together.

I expect hes already been working on that...: p

[kellychaos]

I'm at your girlfriend's house while you're at work and ... hahahaha! ... it's kind of funny 'cause I didn't even look at your posting time ... oh shit!!