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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 07:39 PM        cool cat 8-P
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 07:45 PM       
My black cat is fat, too.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 07:46 PM       
does he stick his tongue out at you?

and my cat isn't fat
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 07:47 PM       
I want to brush his fur and call him Jasper
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 07:48 PM       
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Well he looks fat from THAT angle.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 07:51 PM       
so do you

anyways, he looks fat because he is super furry.

his name is inky, and he loves being brushed.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 07:54 PM       
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Ah.

My cat's name is Gigi. He enjoys eating things and chasing the laser pointer.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 07:56 PM       
We have a fluffy cat too, but she's white. We adopted her and her name is Mercedes. She's really old.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 07:58 PM       
I have two cats, but one won't go away. We call the likeable one kitty.

My friend has 2 fat cats, Misty and Cody, and one younger cat, Sasha. Sasha makes litters of kittens maybe every 4 months.

Kind of like glowbelly.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 08:07 PM       
Did you interrupt him while he was cleaning himself (shut up insignificant person, your jokes isn't funny)?

If I do that my cats tend to walk around with their tongue sticking out for minutes on end. I don't know why. It's not like it's an effort to just loosen your jaw so you can let it back in.

Yours is a pretty cat, there are many cats like it but this is your cat.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 08:39 PM       
i didn't interrupt him, but he had just finished a good cleaning.

i like that you're all protective of me now, fs. you're like my big brother now :O
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
My black cat's name is Shadow because I'm uncreative. But (s)he isn't fat. IT lives outside and is malnourished because the 11 other cats eat all the food.
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 06:08 AM       
I'm not very big
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 06:33 AM       
Glow, do you remember this old man?
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 07:02 AM       
My cat is cool, it hides under the carpet ready to pounce on any unsuspecting passers by.

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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 10:02 AM       
Beautiful cat.

Mine likes baths and can open cupboards. I have to put baby latches on them to keep him out.
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 10:14 AM       


that's my other little fren. his name is sly and he likes to model for me.
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 10:35 AM       
My other cat bieng annoying as usual...

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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 11:00 AM       
How many cats do you have Metal?
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 11:18 AM       
2, the under the carpet one and the irritateing one.
Amusing story: I once spent about 2 and a half hours working on a college assignment and my annoying cat jumped onto my keybord standing on the turn off key causeing msword to close and i hadn't saved the document once
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 11:46 AM       
Yeah cats do stuff like that all the time.

I have a sewing/embroidery machine ($8,000.00 piece of equipment) that for some reason attracts my cat every time I sit down and do textilecraft. It takes me almost two hours to digitize the project and when I sew it out is when I have to keep the cat out of the room. The problem is that he knows how to open doors and since it doesn't have a lock on it, I have to barricade the door. Since the actual sewing of the project takes over an hour and depending on the thread (which sometimes uses over 30 different colors to change and I'm not always IN the room when each color is sewing out) it's a real bitch to have to watch the cat and do the work.

Yet I would get rid of the machine before I got rid of the cat.
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 11:47 AM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 03:06 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 03:14 PM       
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Amusing story: I once spent about 2 and a half hours working on a college assignment and my annoying cat jumped onto my keybord standing on the turn off key causeing msword to close and i hadn't saved the document once
That sounds impossible. The cat must've first stepped on some key combination to close it, then the n key to get past the save prompt. Are you trying pull a fast one!?
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
Nope it honestly happened, It put its paw on the 'power' key and then the PC shut straght down without saveing.
Look, i still have the key which i pulled off shortly after...

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