Romanian Elder cuts off penis, dog eats it.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I don't even know what to say about this one:

"Elderly man mistook organ for chicken head, news agency says"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6173286/

[FS]

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

No... I don't think a man who mistakes his penis for the neck of a chicken that's disturbing his sleep is ever really out of danger.

[kellychaos]

Hey! That dog's been wanting that old-man penis for a long time. :angry: It's a delicacy in dogdom. No doubt, he had some dastardly Wiley Coyote type scheme in place to deceive the old codger. :ACME

[Sethomas]

Mr. Satan is the king of lol

[Jeanette X]

Senility. Plain and simple.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Did anyone else get the Add that says YOUR FAMILY WILL THANK YOU!! right under the headline?