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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 11:25 AM        exactly two months ago I got stabbed in the leg.
friday, october 8th 2004, out in the side yard ( we live in an uber corner-house) whacking on a tree with one of my many swords and bam, stabbed into my leg. hardly bled, hardly hurt, but i had to get stitches.
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 11:27 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 11:28 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 11:47 AM        Re: exactly two months ago I got stabbed in the leg.
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friday, october 8th 2004, out in the side yard ( we live in an uber corner-house) whacking on a tree with one of my many swords and bam, stabbed into my leg. hardly bled, hardly hurt, but i had to get stitches.
I think you probably deserved it. Trees are our friends.
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 12:44 PM       
You should aim higher next time.....all cool people stab themselves in the neck...
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 02:07 PM       
You can't chop down a tree with a sword.
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 02:28 PM       
My buddy got stabbed 17 times. Almost died. It sucked.
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 02:34 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 02:35 PM       
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My buddy got stabbed 17 times. Almost died. It sucked.
Was he attacking a tree too?
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 06:41 PM       
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You can't chop down a tree with a sword.
unless you are a samurai or a ninja (we need ninja smiley)
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 07:21 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 04:28 AM       
Why can't you chop down a tree with a sword?

OMG, it's a new guy that DIDN'T start a "Hi, I'm New" thread! Hallelujah!
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 05:42 AM       
Because the tang is proportionately too small to endure the impact. Duh.

However, there is a medieval weapon depicted in the Maciejowskie Bible that resembles a sword, but would probably work to chop down trees. I've always seen it called a "chopper" or a "hacker", though.
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 06:02 AM       
The tang? What the Hell is the tang?
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 02:27 PM       
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Why can't you chop down a tree with a sword?

OMG, it's a new guy that DIDN'T start a "Hi, I'm New" thread! Hallelujah!
Actually, I didn't start a "Hi, I'm New" thread!
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 02:28 PM       
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My buddy got stabbed 17 times. Almost died. It sucked.
Stabbing is awful, especially when it happens to another human being...
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 10:33 AM       
UGHHH that musta hurt!!
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 10:35 AM       
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