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WINO · #1

From the A.P wire:

Former I-Mockery board bitch known as Mad Max arrested on charges of exposing himself in a lewd and knowing manner to a number of goats, of assorted ages and sex.

Terra, a known skank, and owner of the goats escaped charges by testifying against the goat molester, and turning over incriminating photographic evidence and DNA samples from 2 of the alleged male goat victims.

Max remains jailed on these charges, and is probably being boned up the shitter about now by a number of young negro bucks. These negroes are calling him a fucktard while slapping their balls against his willing lips.

Max will return to the board in the future....where i will own his dumb ass.

WINO · #2

Step up tards....meet your new master.

Emu · #3

jesus christ

WINO · #4

I know. It sucks, but we knew what max was capable of.

FS · #5

Shut the fuck up, nobody.

Seven Force · #6

Way to wait till they're gone to make fun of them, you big pussy. You wouldn't be saying that if were here, so i'll just have to take care of you myself. Go ahead, try saying something slick. Nobody.

MetalMilitia · #7

is this the part where you crush his hopes and dreams into dust with your scatheing multisyllabic put downs?

Seven Force · #8

Polysyllabic, numbnuts.

MetalMilitia · #9

shut up. multisyllabic is definatly a word... im just not entirely sure if it means what i first though it did.

MetalMilitia · #10

HA! it means exactly the same thing numbnuts

http://dict.die.net/multisyllabic/

Seven Force · #11

Why would you waste your time proving to me that the word had the same meaning? Is your life that shallow? Were you hoping that a vet would pass by and say, "Hey, Metal knows what multisyllabic means, he sure showed SevenForce. He must be really hardcore. Let's accept him as one of us so we can all take turns blowing each other and tossing our salads"?

It doesn't matter what search engine/dictionary you use, you're still a fucktard in Max's eyes.

By the way, the intellectual-looking cat thing is really flamming and played out. Try again next time when you don't give me a reason to laugh at you.

Numbnuts.

FS · #12

Seven, you too are a disastrous waste of wish-I-was-Mad-Max.

WINO · #13

Seven is the new man-bitch.

WINO · #14

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Originally Posted by SevenForceIncUSA

Way to wait till they're gone to make fun of them, you big pussy. You wouldn't be saying that if were here, so i'll just have to take care of you myself. Go ahead, try saying something slick. Nobody.

You were, and still are owned. Quit yer whining li'l man-bitch....i'll take care of your mongoloid punk ass in due time.

You affect my mood as much as a partly cloudy day...do your best.

You may....
fag lame
fucktard lame
cry lame

But you will never....FLAME.

WINO · #15

A meltdown in ONE post...a new record for the ol' WINO.

Seven, I haven't been away, just moderating at a better place; a place your minimal intellect wouldn't last 5 mins at. Now before you break up this post into quotations and stick your foot in your mouth, like many times in the past....ask yourself a very simple question; "How well do you take heat?"

because 5000F is gonna be your new body temperature.

If you intend to represent Max, I hope he isn't watching, because you are an embarassment to your board, and to the WWW as a whole.

Take it away man-bitch.

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MetalMilitia · #16

Quote:

Originally Posted by SevenForceIncUSA

Why would you waste your time proving to me that the word had the same meaning? Is your life that shallow? Were you hoping that a vet would pass by and say, "Hey, Metal knows what multisyllabic means, he sure showed SevenForce. He must be really hardcore. Let's accept him as one of us so we can all take turns blowing each other and tossing our salads"?

It doesn't matter what search engine/dictionary you use, you're still a fucktard in Max's eyes.

By the way, the intellectual-looking cat thing is really flamming and played out. Try again next time when you don't give me a reason to laugh at you.

Numbnuts.

There is so much wrong with that post im not even going to bother telling you how lame it was much less try and defend my stylish cat avatar. So will just say this...

Shut up.

WINO · #17

A person who chooses a cat for an avatar shows the world that he is a cool thinker. Cats don't obey...they choose, and ignore what they find distasteful and unsavory.

WINO · #18

A man who chooses an avatar showing sevenforce getting his ass pounded represents the same thing....style and a sense of urgency.

Lotida · #19

FartinMowler · #20

Wino is like a fat guy impatiently waiting for his burger at the counter, mumbling to himself.

WINO · #21

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Originally Posted by FartinMowler

Wino is like a fat guy impatiently waiting for his burger at the counter, mumbling to himself.

Letting your rainbow colors shine, eh fuckstick? That was about the lamest thing i have ever heard coming from ANY tard.

Go away Fuckinmother....adults are talking here.