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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 10:20 AM        book of death
read the allmighty necronomicon of arcane spells and rituals.

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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:14 AM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:26 AM       
WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:52 AM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 05:17 PM       
magic is real, guys
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 10:39 AM       
i mean come on dont you pay attention theres peopole casting spells ALL THE TIME where i live
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 10:40 AM       
not yesterday a man walked thru our parking lot and threw a fireball at the dumpster and the dumpster exploded! i hope he doesn't live HERE because theres a strict no-fireball policy in the rental agreement!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 07:03 PM       
I have a glowing, magical anti-hemmorhoid gem. It's a permanent suppository.
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 07:37 PM       
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i mean come on dont you pay attention theres peopole casting spells ALL THE TIME where i live
Would that happen to be SALEM MASSACHUSETTS
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 08:29 PM       
i live in the village of hogsmeade!
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 11:01 PM       
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not yesterday a man walked thru our parking lot and threw a fireball at the dumpster and the dumpster exploded! i hope he doesn't live HERE because theres a strict no-fireball policy in the rental agreement!
that's nothing this one chick turned this dude into a frog at the mall near here. it was some fucked up shit.
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Old Jan 6th, 2005, 08:20 AM       
did you guys know harry potter was based on a real boy
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Old Jan 7th, 2005, 09:24 PM       
yeah i do that f*cker owes me money
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Old Jan 14th, 2005, 10:21 AM       
if someone doesnt pay a debth you should put a broomstick in his throat
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Old Jan 14th, 2005, 03:59 PM       
yeah great idea marine hey willie listen to marine thats a good idea you know.

Alright so I was walking around my hood when this guy flew in from the sky and gave my friend some wand. So my friend waved it at the grass and it turns out that the wand MOWS THE GRASS! Now we never have to listen to dad saying "Hey mow the lawn!" All I have to do is wave my wand and it's done!
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Old Jan 14th, 2005, 04:45 PM       
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yeah great idea marine hey willie listen to marine thats a good idea you know.

Alright so I was walking around my hood when this guy flew in from the sky and gave my friend some wand. So my friend waved it at the grass and it turns out that the wand MOWS THE GRASS! Now we never have to listen to dad saying "Hey mow the lawn!" All I have to do is wave my wand and it's done!
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Old Jan 15th, 2005, 07:22 PM       
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if someone doesnt pay a debth you should put a broomstick in his throat
dude i can't f*ck with harry potter he beat up the dark loard
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 04:55 AM       
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dude i can't f*ck with harry potter he beat up the dark loard
then steal his wand and throw it into the ocrean
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 03:32 AM       
what happened to book of death?
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 06:25 AM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 06:29 AM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 07:10 PM       
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if someone doesnt pay a debth you should put a broomstick in his throat
dude i can't f*ck with harry potter he beat up the dark loard
then steal his wand and throw it into the ocrean
yea how am i supposed to do that i can't do accio
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 07:19 PM       
does the necronomicon have a hard cover, because I can't stand plastic paperback
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 03:35 AM       
yea how am i supposed to do that i can't do accio [/quote]
gee how about sneek up on him from behind and snatch it and then break it in two and then do this:
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 04:04 AM       
w/e when was the last time you tried to take something from a wizard
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