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Old Jan 9th, 2005, 04:32 PM        Email of the moment #1
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I think it is terrible that you place something on internet with such filthy words.....a 14-yr. old sent this to me....something like this is sinful....
Hmmm, I-Sinful.com hasn't been taken yet... perhaps I should switch the site's name since this grandma has trouble keeping 14-year olds sheltered from something so raunchy, so devious, so sinful as words.
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Old Jan 9th, 2005, 04:34 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2005, 04:51 PM       
Probably... especially when she invokes the power of jebus.
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Old Jan 9th, 2005, 04:52 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2005, 04:55 PM       
You should have linked her to somethingawful
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Old Jan 9th, 2005, 08:14 PM       
Isn't it great how filthy words beat filthy pictures?
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Old Jan 9th, 2005, 09:08 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2005, 09:30 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2005, 11:27 PM       
It's gonna take more than that, I'm afraid. I need all of you, and I do mean ALL of you, to go to your local churches and have the priests put in a good word for me with the big guy upstairs if you know what I mean. If you don't, by this time next week... I'll be dead.
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 12:05 AM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 12:29 AM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 03:30 AM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 12:19 PM       
on a semi related note, whatever happened to jebus? he used to play bw with us, then just dissapeared
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 01:07 PM       
I think it's sweet she bothered to email about it. I mean, think hwo amazingly sheltered she must be as regards the net to find out little site sinful enough to be moved to write.

Or do you suppose she writes thousands of emails like this a day?

I mean, the internet is a giant cesspool. We are so far down the sin-o-meter as far as that goes...

Maybe she meant 'blasphemus', as opposed to sinful. I mean, raw pornography is much more sinful than we are, but unless it's talking about Jesus engaging in filthy sex acts, it's not as actively blasphemus as we are.
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 08:31 PM       
It sounds as if she might be spamming for Jesus. Have you considered reporting her to her internet carrier?
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 09:25 PM       
I tried to accept jesus into my heart. Then my doctor ordered a bypass.
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 10:41 AM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2005, 11:47 PM       
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I think it's sweet she bothered to email about it. I mean, think hwo amazingly sheltered she must be as regards the net to find out little site sinful enough to be moved to write.

Or do you suppose she writes thousands of emails like this a day?

I mean, the internet is a giant cesspool. We are so far down the sin-o-meter as far as that goes...

Maybe she meant 'blasphemus', as opposed to sinful. I mean, raw pornography is much more sinful than we are, but unless it's talking about Jesus engaging in filthy sex acts, it's not as actively blasphemus as we are.
Some Christain group in Europe was calling for this playwrite's arrest cuz they saw his play about a geh jesus as 'blasphemy' so maybe is it sinful? Or Christain fundamentalists are just really fucking stupid. Why am I even questioning this. Oy vey.

On another note, why is homo sexual now nine note bob?
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Old Jan 14th, 2005, 12:06 AM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 10:41 PM       
lol, I feel bad for the 14 year old...he must be very over protected...
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 02:06 AM       
Heh. She's definatly an ultra-Christian. We Republicans don't take any shit from them! Besides, I recently came to relalize something: Bad words aren't bad. They are only bad because people like liberals made them bad to try and control us(if you couldn't rell before, I'm a Republican and anti-liberal)!!!
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 01:10 AM        Re: Email of the moment #1
I thought 14 Year-Olds are normally okay with that kinda shit. I mean Family Guy's rated TV-14.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 07:30 AM       
You mean like the time I poured hot butter oil all over Joan Rivers while she ordered chinese food?
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