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Old May 19th, 2005, 01:41 PM        Hey guy's I'm drinking my Yogi Detox for today's TEA REVIEW!
the subtle wording makes me fear a slippery bowel movement, and my work has a creepy bathroom.

I predict a ghost.
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Old May 19th, 2005, 02:11 PM       
mockman, do i need to put this in food?
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Old May 19th, 2005, 02:30 PM       
Nonsense. This post stays put! Constant updates please.
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Old May 19th, 2005, 03:08 PM       
Round One:

Promising a 'delicious and robust flavor' this tea is made of burdock, dandelion, jamaican sarsparilla, juniper berries (i thought these poisonious actually), ginger, black pepper and long pepper. I made my first cup with a 15 minute steep and noticed an immediate pleasant aroma, the first sip was sweet but peppery as hell, the aftertaste is also peppery.

No real reaction yet except a nice warm tea feeling, the aftertaste is like chewing a peppery sock. I'm still alive.

*On further notice, it seems this tea ISN'T the bowel eradicator I feared, so for now McClain all my stories of spattered, filthy walls and the forlorn tears of rage I thought I would shed lie dormant....................................but will the after lunch cup be the
pebble before the avalanche? The catalyst of the explosion? The mic check for the Red Rocker!


Only time will tell.
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Old May 19th, 2005, 06:30 PM       
you have to stay this time :<
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Old May 19th, 2005, 07:19 PM       
On Juniper:

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Although the fruit of this plant is quite often used medicinally and as a flavouring in various foods and drinks, large doses of the fruit can cause renal damage. Juniper should not be used internally in any quantities by pregnant women
PFAF

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Old May 19th, 2005, 07:33 PM       
0_0 oh shit TEH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Old May 20th, 2005, 02:45 AM       
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this tea is made of burdock
THOSE BASTARDS
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Old May 20th, 2005, 06:13 PM       
i'm drinking it agin today, my review went to shit (literally), damn tea.
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