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Old May 20th, 2005, 10:18 AM        I'm Tired & I Have A Boner
I'm sitting at my desk in a giant office all by myself and my eyes are heavy. I don't have much to accomplish today and my junk is starting to stiffen. On occasion I'll stretch out my legs and briefly grab my roll of quarters.
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Old May 20th, 2005, 10:37 AM       
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Old May 20th, 2005, 11:21 AM       
McLain: the title of this thread should either be the only chat up line you ever use, or the title of your autobiography
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Old May 20th, 2005, 11:38 AM       
it's time to turn on the webcam
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Old May 20th, 2005, 02:14 PM       
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McLain: the title of this thread should either be the only chat up line you ever use, or the title of your autobiography


Autobiography. Definitely.
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Old May 20th, 2005, 06:14 PM       
i'm assuming it's so big all the blood is flowing into it from your brain
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Old May 21st, 2005, 12:52 AM       
not a huge difference, that.
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Old May 21st, 2005, 01:35 AM       
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Old May 21st, 2005, 09:54 PM       
I like the idea of you and I having boners at the exact same time. Like, from here on out. Until one of us dies, I want to always have a boner when you do. Come on.
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Old May 21st, 2005, 11:44 PM       
tandem erectioning
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Old May 25th, 2005, 11:57 AM       
Narcoleptic erections are the best kind of arousal!
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Old May 25th, 2005, 12:28 PM       
shouldn't you be LOW G-man?
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Old May 25th, 2005, 05:01 PM       
My eyes are often half-closed when I have a boner. I've already said too much.
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