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Les Waste · #1

1. I got my wisdom teeth pulled.

2. I've been writing papers.

3. Worrying.

4. Smoking drugs and taking pills for tooth pain :hat

5. Watching Starcade (If I ever saw Geoff Edwards in real life, I'd beat his ass with a pipe. And when I say "beat his ass" I really mean "break his face.")

6. Using my tongue to probe the four gaping, half bloody holes in my mouth because it feels good.

7. It was about 65 degrees the day I got my teeth pulled. Since then the sky has been dark gray with no sun, and it has been freezing raining non stop. Fuck you, god

Zbu Manowar · #2

I guarantee you the day the pain stops, the sun will shine. Or when you sell your remaining pain pills to some stupid sixth-graders for $50 a hit.

Try it, man. Children are stupid.

Les Waste · #3

Those pills are for ME

Rongi · #4

i want some pizils

. I've been really stressed out lately what with my birthday

. I want to be a kid again and watch He-man

Skulhedface · #5

I actually symphatize because mine's coming up shortly too. At least my last birthday was special, it was my 21st.

Rongi · #6

THANKS FOR THE SYMPATHY, PAL

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Skulhedface · #7

YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME BUDDY BOY

Captain Robo · #8

Age 20 is a joke. Adulthood really starts at age 21. They should just omit age 20 altogether... or at least lower the drinking/gambling/specialized license ages.

Not that I'm really interested in any of those

Skulhedface · #9

If adulthood starts at 21... adulthood is just as fucking boring as childhood.

Of course, if you DO count adulthood starting at 21, I've only been an adult since last May ::shrugs:: So there might be promise yet...