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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 03:45 PM        Words cannot describe...
So, I was scrolling through some comments on the imdb board for "Cursed" (piece of shit, never see it) and I noticed two people with similar posting habits...very weird, people. I checked their profiles and I discovered that the guy made another account, pretending to be a girl so he can have fake conversations with himself on the imdb boards. That's nowhere near the end of it. Let's go deeper.


http://imdb.com/user/ur4489849/boards/profile/ That's buddy's imdb account. I'm not sure if you have to be registered there to see it or not, so I'll just go ahead and link to his "fan sites" and other scary shit.

Here is his fan site:
http://www.webspawner.com/users/edmund5000/index.html
Read the shit on that page, check out his gallery, and then check the links on the bottom of that first page...http://edmundlo1.exploretalent.com/m...lentnum=334927 there's his "talent page". While you're there, check his resume. Apparently, his acting credits include an elementary school play and if you check the fake imdb and movietome pages, a tv series called "christmas through the eyes of children", which features him (as himself) and his friends having adventures or some shit.

Now, if any of you remember his tv series about christmas starring him, he's got his own fan shop! http://www.cafepress.com/Edmunds_FanClub
LOOK AT THE MUGS! THE CHRISTMAS ALBUM FROM HIS "CONCERT" THAT SOUNDS REMARKABLY LIKE THOSE STUDIO PRODUCED CHILDREN'S ALBUMS!! THIS GUY IS OUT OF HIS FUCKIN' MIND!

If you thought it ended here...well, you couldn't be more wrong. Here is, in all it's glory, his main site: http://www.edmund-foundation.com/

Stories about his cat, donation information for both him and his cat snowball, his thoughts on 9/11 and more can be found on there!

The final thing I'm gonna mention for now is what his alter ego does. Apparently, this "jennifer1985" person manages his extremely busy movietome.com page. http://www.movietome.com/movietome/s...nd_Kayyuen_Lo/ . Check out "A Capitol Fourth", where the same guy who directed his christmas tv series back in 1980 returns to direct him and such stars as Emilio Estefan (really says that), the Beach Boys, and Jimmy Smits! He's so important that he's wedged right in there in the middle of those names!

Oh, and "jennifer1985" 's main bio page appears to be here : http://www.tv.com/users/Jennifer1985/profile.php
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 03:51 PM       
Seriously, everyone open every one of these links. They are like being in a television serious about christmas, where you get presents all year.
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 03:52 PM       
Holy shit. This guy is gold.

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On Sunday July 4'2004:
The Big 4 of July Party in Washington D.C. With Million of People & A Really Big Fire Work Show with great performances by some of the world's best-known musical artists Robin Gibb, Yolanda Adams, Cicely Tyson, Vince Gill,
Amy Grant, Erich Kunzel, & Clay Aiken.
Hosted by veteran actor and singer Barry Bostwick.
(Edmund Kayyuen Lo is a special guest who care for the world but Edmund only been seening few time doing the whole spectacular light show over the Washington Monument on "A Capitol Fourth'2004".)

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He saw Hilary Duff at her concert in Hollywood, California!!!
He wish that he had met her & be friend but by the time he try to reach her after her concert she was gone already..
Sorry Fan!!!!
If he's 30 years old, why does he use his 8th grade picture on his website?
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 04:07 PM       
Hahaha, if you look at the page that has his resume and shit, there's more recent pictures of him in what appears to be a boiler or laundry room.
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 04:47 PM       
There's too much about this guy for it to be so candid. Probably some smartass guy trying to be funny and make a buck.
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 04:52 PM       
He is trying to look like he is an actual actor. Trust me, the more you read, the more convinced you get that this guy actually hopes to one day reach the dumbest producer in the world with this; because this is america you know, land of opportunity.
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 04:54 PM       
I think you just found someone even more outrageous than OAO.
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 05:53 PM       
Why the extra "y" in the "Kayyuen" of Edmund Kayyuen Lo's name. Is there an "Edmund Kayuen Lo" imposter lurking?
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 06:25 PM       
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Hi & This Is My "Movies Story" Page?

Here Are My Favorite Movies Of All Time???
So I Hope You Seeing This Movies???

Click Below Here To See My Favorites Movies???

(Note: I Made This Movies Story Page To Short My List On The Lift Of This Page)


Click Here To Jump To Friends: The Tv Show

Click Here To Jump To The "Spy Kids" Movie Page

Click Here To Jump To "Princess Diariees" Movie Page
He seems to be questioning everything like he's just realized it,

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I been watching power rangers all my life since 1993??
or,

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If You Like To Shop At Target & You Want To Stay Home, Then That OK You Could Shop Online Too At TARGET WEB SITE By Clicking Below Here To Go To Target Web Site???
This guy is like, schizophrenic or something

Edit: nice investigating Zomboid
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 06:49 PM       
Oh fuck, how did I not notice this sooner?

"As an actor, I alway like to be funny too.
Ray Calderon is a Power Rangers message board owner who have took my idea & went on to do it.
Ray Calderon got some best comics and funny pictures crater team that he put together to crate "Power Rangers Suit Down: The Edmund Gallery" the name I made up.
Please click here: http://rangerboard.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=4 to see it.
Here are the rating of the most funny comics to less funny comics & pictures:
Godzilla vs King Edmundorah - =5,
Ed Mundkey - =4,
Another Edmund Box-Office Smash - =4,
Coming soon to a video store near you! - =4,
Edmund's New Movie - =3,
Eddy Kong! - =3,
Miss Congeniality - =1,
Suiting Down The Borad - =1.

5 laugh is Best,
4 laugh is Good,
3 laugh is Okey but still funny,
1 laugh is not good because my picture is fuzzy & confused. "

What the fuck is with this guy?
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 01:08 AM       
Eddy Kong!
Can Ray save Hilary Duff from the demented ape, Eddy Kong?

Imagine this guy getting together with Uwe Boll.
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 05:18 AM       
wtf is with the chatroom picture for ages 15-19 where nothing is happeneing. I could see how its funny as the people chatting are painfully lame but i doubt thats why he posted the pic.

ADDED: wait i just noticed this "EdmundKLo visits a quiet and peaceful teen chat, and starts making threats to suit people down."

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ADDED2x: Also, does anyone else gte the feeling all the replies in his guestbook where written by him

http://www.webspawner.com/scripts/gu.../guestbook.asp

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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 09:15 AM       
EDMUND'S COMMON QUESTIONS

1. Why I Am Founding Money?
1. To help save America.

2. Why I need money?
2. For my future & help other fundriser.

3. Why did I made this web site for?
3. To get everyone to care for America.

4. My web site is my future?
4. Because It my hope on saving life.

5. Why this is my future?
5. Because to earn money for me & America.

6. Why is this part of your acting cereer?
6. So I could be the best Actor.
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 09:46 AM       


what why
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 05:43 PM       
Engrish dammit!!
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 05:53 PM       
OK, just what the hell is going on here?

Something about a retard cart wrangler from Target trying to scam money off the internet for a Power Rangers photo site? I'm so confused.
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 09:03 PM       
Noooo, he just posts at a power rangers fan board. He's trying to get people to send him money to save america!
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 09:53 PM       
see i thought i went to that board, and i all saw was pictures... i was kinda hopin for a link to the messages part, but didn't see it.

i wanted to read the part where he threatened to suit em down.
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 09:58 PM       
he's got his frigging high school diploma on there. shame on los angeles county for allowing this illiterate to graduate.
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 10:47 PM       
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HI, MY NAME IS EDMUND KAYYUEN LO
I Am 30 Years Old
(Note: I Will Be Changing My Age Above Every Year)
Thanks for the heads-up.

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I Made This Web Site Because I Care For America Since What Happen In NEW YORK On Sept. 11'2004..
He cares so deeply that he refuses to mention the exact year that it happened :<

STORY ABOUT MY PET CAT PART 2 "SNOWBALL & 2 BABY CAT"

This reads exactly like a Jixby Phillips page :<
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 03:06 AM       
If all this stupid fucker wants to do is try to scam money off people he's doing it the wrong way.
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 06:13 PM       
He shoulda gone for the "American Idol" angle.
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 06:33 PM       
lol, did you guys look at this..?

http://www.edmund-foundation.com/generic.html?pid=24

scroll down to the elementary school yearbook. Look at the faces. How many of them look like they don't have mental retardation or some other kind of birth defect? two, maybe? One of them was even taken from bedside and another was a kid looking like he was in some kind of crazy torture device/wheel chair.
There's also a few older people next to the little kids. Not so sure if they are more teachers(there's like 10 adults on there) or just more mentally deficit people.

Oh, yea. here's the grit:
http://www.rancho.org/foundation_las_floristas.htm

under the elementary picture...
My Elementary School also have a Main Rehabilitation Center & this is their web site below:
Click here to Rancho Los Amigos National Rehabilitation Center

Chin scratchage?
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 06:41 PM       
http://www.cafepress.com/edmunds_fanclub.15696736

MUSIC THAT SINGS.
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 06:42 PM       
Would any of you feel bad if he actually was retarded and someone else in his family was setting up his web-pages for him and we were mocking him and he found out about it and cried a lot? Me neither.
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