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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 02:18 AM        POETRY TIME!
POWER SMELL by test tube

I the dark master of hairy balls
Can smell your inner thigh jam you’ve worked up walking all day
A motherfucking big penis mile away

You have to piss, you undo your pants, when you sit down the toilet barely holds your ass, rolls of flabby ass hang off the sides of the bowl, while big long turds plunge in below

Squirts of piss jet from your twat, as shit falls from your ass, when you are done you wipe it with toilet paper and look at it before pitching in the bowl, hungry, the scent of the donuts still strong in the turds, you wish you could eat them again, your ass is wiped you pull up your pants, ass not clean as it may seem, walking and lathering the leftover shit is worked between your flabby thighs, leftover piss drippings caught in your bush, wet cunt lips, all mixed with the mush, you jog here, you job there, rolls of flab flopping everywhere,

but what you’ve been baking between your legs you will not share, you’d rather take a shower and waste a good treat, the thought of the smell alone put hardness in my meat, so I wait til you are going to your car, I jerk you into an alley and slam you down hard, I pull off your pants and pull down your panties, the harsh odor singes my nose hairs and cock hard at the sight of your flabby pimply fanny, I get a butter knife a scrape your inner thighs, sweat jelly with hints of shit droppings and piss drippings with decorative pubic hairs, I get me a good bit and spread it on a piece of bread, it tastes very good, it tastes very fine, I’ve scared you so bad you’ve shit your behind, I spread that big ass, lick shit from your crack, slam my cock hard in your shitty ass, you’re farting and shitting and pissing on my cock, it feels so good I have to stop, and put my shit caked piss soaked cock in your mouth, you wriggle around screaming trying to get it out, I blow nut between your shit smeared lips, I force you to spit it back in my mouth and I swallow it, but then I puke it up and force you to swallow it, but you puke everywhere all over your flabby shit covered tits so I just straddle you and slop my dick around in the puddle on your fat wriggly flabby flap stomach, I’m riding you hard, slapping your sides, the fat jiggles buck me up and down, what a fun ride, my load blows big, blows real hard, I stab you in the head with a butterknife and go sleep in a doghouse in someone’s back yard
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 03:31 AM       
You are so very funny Can you please make more posts that can make me lol pls?
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 03:37 AM       
I NEED TO STOP MAKING POSTS
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 03:39 AM       
I need to stop acting like Jixby
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 03:49 AM       
MORE JIXBY LESS POETRY.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 03:50 AM       
I GUESS YOU CAN'T HANDLE ALL THE HOT PUSSY THAT YOU GET HUH??
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