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Old Sep 21st, 2005, 02:23 PM        $5 a gallon after Rita?
That's what CNN Moneyline is saying. Whichever path Rita takes is going to bring it through refinery country, and just about everybody who repairs refineries is already repairing them where katrina took them out.

All I know is it's going to be one cold ass winter at my house.
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Old Sep 21st, 2005, 02:37 PM       
fuck George Bush
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Old Sep 21st, 2005, 03:21 PM       
Why aren't any religious fundimentalists saying maybe this is god is telling us not to be so reliant on oil?
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Old Sep 21st, 2005, 03:42 PM       
Are you kidding? They're all frothing at the mouth that this is the begining of the prophecied end times war.
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Old Sep 21st, 2005, 03:44 PM       
why exactly fuck george bush? did he cause rita as well?
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Old Sep 21st, 2005, 04:05 PM       
someone had to say it.....I was tired of waiting.
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Old Sep 21st, 2005, 04:34 PM       
Cosmo just wants to fuck George Bush. Is that so wrong? I mean the guy stays in such prime physical condition, he's really asking for it, don't you think?
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Old Sep 21st, 2005, 06:36 PM       
i'll give a reason.

- because his family is only going to get richer if gas prices spike.
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Old Sep 21st, 2005, 11:35 PM       
Speaking of fundamentalists, how come they use fossil fuels? Isn't that against... something?
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Old Sep 22nd, 2005, 12:01 AM       
If it deals with large sums of money, it can be overlooked. Especially if it gives an excuse to bomb brown people.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2005, 04:10 PM       
please... we preferred to be called "sand ******s"
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Old Sep 22nd, 2005, 04:46 PM       
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Speaking of fundamentalists, how come they use fossil fuels? Isn't that against... something?

God created the Earth for man to USE not conserve.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2005, 05:15 PM       
I think the point was that fundamentalists think that the devil planted fossils to trick us into believing in evolution, which is equivalent to hating God.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 01:56 PM       
Fossil fuel is clearly the corpses of demons that God smited.

And you know what's weird? I was taste testing some soup I made yesterday and a potato got stuck in my chest somewhere. I can still feel it there, but it won't come out.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 02:00 PM       
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I think the point was that fundamentalists think that the devil planted fossils to trick us into believing in evolution, which is equivalent to hating God.
Wouldn't that be blasphemy, as believing God to have planted evidence to make us believe something that wasn't true means one believes that God is decietful? :dobzhansky
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 03:35 PM       
Kahl, it was probably stuck in your upper stomach. I wouldn't worry about it being in your lungs or aortic chambers.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 06:46 PM       
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Are you kidding? They're all frothing at the mouth that this is the begining of the prophecied end times war.
That's what i'm living with right now. It's actually pretty entertaining and my mom keeps telling me not to get "The Mark of the Beast"
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 04:05 AM       
End of Times, whatever.

I believe this is God finally catching up on that promise.
You know, "everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten."
But I think God ment Black Person.
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 08:11 PM       
"Kahl, it was probably stuck in your upper stomach. I wouldn't worry about it being in your lungs or aortic chambers"

Wherever heart-burn comes from is where it got stuck, it felt like it was in my upper chest, near my throat. I've had really bad heart-burn since then. We went to a restaurant and I, luckily, had problems shoving their disgusting food down my throat. On the bright side they gave us 10 dollars more in change then we were supposed to get.
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 12:33 AM       
You fucked over a waiter. Being a waiter, I really feel the need to call your attention to the fact that you totally screwed someone out of $10. Unless it was a McD's, BK, Taco Bell, or the like, you just took $10 from a person. Repent, or perish in hell.


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Because if it was TGI Friday's in Hyannis, I would have stabbed you in the face a few times.. Regardless of if I kill you or not, you're going to look at everyone with that face for the rest of your life.
Doesn't that sound like fun?
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 02:25 AM       
On the bright side, I bought some weed and am now stoned. Sounds more intriguing than an idle threat, madam.
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