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mburbank · #1

Then the terrorists have surely won.

He may not have thanked me, But I was very proud when Adrian Brody won his oscar. Why?

Because I was his camp counselor in 1987 and he lived in my bunk.

He had the stones to tell them to shut the music off and they did.

Miss Modular · #2

Adrien Brody

Gael Garcia Bernal

Anonymous · #3

I don't get it

Miss Modular · #4

They're both HOT

:P

Anonymous · #5

I was talkin about the bunks and stones

Miss Modular · #6

:oops

Captain Robo · #7

I share your anxiety Chojin

Les Waste · #8

Maybe it's just me, but I would much rather have my tongue forcefully pulled from my mouth with tongs and inserted into my anus then watch the Oscars.

I heard they weren't going to do the red carpet thing, you know with Joan Rivers shrieking about what famous people are wearing, because of terrorism, but I guess they did it anyway. I hate celebrities.

Johnny Horton · #9

I heard they had to lure Michael Moore offstage with a Big Mac.

glowbelly · #10

i TOTALLY called adrian brody's win! ONLY ME! I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVED IN HIM!!!

you bastards

HE'S MINE

mburbank · #11

The 'bunk' was the house I lived in all summer in 1987 with Adrien Brody and eleven other six and seven year old boys. And yes, before you ask, it WAS sexy.

The 'stones' he showed at the oscars, were metaphorical large testicles, becuase when they started up the music to get him off stage he told them to shut it down and they did!

Geggy · #12

Who the hell is Adrian Brody and what movie did he win the oscar for?

mburbank · #13

The Pianist.

Best Actor.

kellychaos · #14

He's the only one to show any kind of support for our troops. After Michael Moore got booed off the stage and the hollywood quasi-protesters saw the mood set against them, they all went back into their holes. I'm not a warm monger and I admit that I have my reserevations about the ongoing war but the fighting is in "full swing" now and they should support the troops. I was listening to an NPR report and it seems that most of the coverage that the troops see falls into the narrow spectrum of anti-war protesting. Doesn't do much for their morale and it doesn't get them home any quicker. Just sayin' :/

Protoclown · #15

I laughed my ass off when Michael Moore started going off, it was awesome. And Adrian Brody gets props for telling the band to shut up and stop playing.

Captain Robo · #16

They didn't use the red carpet

BIG FUCKING DEAL

Jixby Phillips · #17

Shut up Robo.

I wish I had seen Michael Moore. Did anybody tape it?

Rongi · #18

CHICAGO WON

Johnny Horton · #19

Fatty Moore was pretty much booed off the stage for his trite babbling. He's such a slob. I didn't think it was possible for a man to make a tuxedo look bad, but Fatty succeeded. Steve Martin did manage to insert a rusty dagger into the folds of fat in Moore's back, however, a quip that entirely deflated the would-be journalist's shrill pronouncement.

If Moore were truly interested in documenting history, shouldn't he be in Iraq right now? Tut tut. Don't be ridiculous. There is at least one good reason that Moore is aware of which keeps him from entering the sandy fray. It is about the size of a peanut. Each soldier carries hundreds of them, in clips and banderelos.

And as much as I hate to say it, Eminem made a good showing by not appearing at the festivities. (Although this doesn't change the fact that he is a guttersnipe hoodlum whose only dubious talent lies in his ability to lead lesser people around by the nose.)

And I must say that the Hollywood set was apparently not as stupid as I had expected them to reveal. Except for Fatty Moore (hardly a surprise) and Susie Sarandon (less of a surprise) the group of see-me's seemed almost repectful of the Bush administration's current effort to oust Saddam. This only points up their hypocrisy and their cowardice... unless, that is, they actually do change their philosophy with the wind.

All in all, this 75th presentation of the Oscars was no more or less frilly and irrelevant than the rest. I only watched to see what political missteps the see-me's would make. They obviously had been coached to keep quiet. Amazingly, they kept to the script.

whoreable · #20

MIcheal Moore is awesome

but i missed this

Captain Robo · #21

Miss Modular · #22

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Fatty Moore was pretty much booed off the stage for his trite babbling. He's such a slob. I didn't think it was possible for a man to make a tuxedo look bad, but Fatty succeeded. Steve Martin did manage to insert a rusty dagger into the folds of fat in Moore's back, however, a quip that entirely deflated the would-be journalist's shrill pronouncement.

Is it possible for you to criticize him constructively? I stopped doing that ad hominem shit when I was 12. Seriously...