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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 10:27 AM        Pat Robertson suggests God Smote Sharon for giving back land
And I agree, but see, I think God smote him on account of He hates overweight old people. I mean, he kills people like that every day! I don't think this Robertson fella is very good at math.
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 11:02 AM       
Why did God curse Robertson with stupidity? What did Pat ever do to desrve being made so very dumb?
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 11:40 AM       
I love how his spokeswoman said "he just quoted the bible."
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 12:04 PM       
if God is what Pat Robertson says then consider me an atheist...
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 12:20 PM       
That would have been better if you said Satanist.
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 01:47 PM       
or arsonist.
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 02:39 PM       
"or arsonist."

Yea, cause you could all meet at the Seventh Brother Arsonist Cathedral. Or should I say that smoldering mess of a retired winery.

You know, one time I went to one of those arsonist church's and you know it was actually kind of interesting. I wish I could find one around here, can you reccomend an arsonist church within a 50 mile vicinity of bakersfield, womti?
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 03:41 PM       
Arsonist church at womti's house and bring snacks and your favorite lighter!

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That would have been better if you said Satanist.
According to Pat Robertson, Atheism is Satanism.
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 04:14 PM       
Pat robertson sounds almost accurate. Most satanists I know are atheists...
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 04:23 PM       
Ahh, but are most atheists satanists?

And Pat Robertson is a complete idiot. I don't understand how he is still on TV... oh, wait a second, he's a "nice Christian fellow", which means he gets to have a career in the only field other than standup comedy that allows blatant bigotry and hatred, only a lot less funny.
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 04:30 PM       
I don't know. I suppose some of them could be-- excluding aforementioned satanists-- to some degree. That is why I said 'almost accurate', though.
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 04:35 PM       
No way, blatant bigotry and hatred is all the rage if you work for INS, Denny's, or Wal-Mart.
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 10:49 PM       
Sharon did deserve a smiting, but certainly not for giving back land.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 01:17 AM       
I do say that Pat Robertson is not a proper reflection of Christianity, and only ignorant people would consider him as such.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 01:20 AM       
You mean like most Christians do?
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 05:24 AM       
most Christians? source.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 09:27 AM       
OK, I should have rephrased that. Most Christians I know think Pat Robertson is an all around great guy.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 06:35 PM       
Must not know alot of Catholics.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 06:50 PM       
Does going to a Catholic school count? And yes, they like him, too.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 07:06 PM       
They were just mocking his latest rant on Fox news.



I dunno all the praticing Catholics I know in NY area think he is a crazy motherfucker who should be kicked in the balls for how he represents Christianity.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 08:30 AM       
I am from a part in the US that is very Lutheran, so I guess a lot of people are not so much into it as much. They are more 'live and let live' sort of people and have never subscribed to the ideas of Pat Robertson, which I consider to be more along the lines of baptist.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 03:08 PM       
He's a Southern Baptist, specifically.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 05:03 PM       
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Does going to a Catholic school count? And yes, they like him, too.
I call bullshit!
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 06:48 PM       
You call it on me going to Catholic School or that they like him there?
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 05:07 PM       
I'm a pretty involved Roman Catholic, and was raised around other Catholics. I roll in circles of Catholics. I have never EVER met a Roman Catholic who supports Pat Robertson....ever! Many probably didn't even know much about him until he either A. ran for president or B. started saying really crazy shit.
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