
Feb 13th, 2006, 08:37 PM
Yep, I made both of them hacks.
The actual story is as follows... In 1999 i put out Pussy City Pimps. I did'nt think much about it for years after. Bullshit happened. Then suddenly it was 2005. I was bored and wanted to play my old hack again, but i lost my copy of it. I decided what the hell, maybe that one guy i showed it to did something with it, so i looked it up in google. To my surprise i got tons of matches on it and it seemed like it had become its own legend without my knowledge. I came to this site and laughed at all the ROM hack reviews. After playing Wilford Brimly hacks i was annoyed and bored. So i played The Ernie and the Muppets Take It All Off hack. I realized PCP was no longer the most obscene hack. This was a serious situation which needed fixing. So i made Little Remo. I guess you could say I-Mockery is indirectly responsible for Little Remo's existance.
I have some minor issues to clear up with the review of Little Remo.
Remo does not have a growth on his back. If you played Nemo you'd notice he has a sceptre strapped to his back even at the beginning of the game. I replaced the sceptre with the enchanted dildo, so Remo has his dildo strapped to his back at all times even before discovering it, much like Nemo did.
The 69-girl is supposed to attack with an orgasmic moan, and the squigly lines are the sound waves.
There is a nazi reference already in the hack without having to make one up, it is kinda hidden though. When Charles Manson comes out and talks to you about the clouds, if you look carefully at his portrait he has a swaztika tatto on his face.
I did continue to change the background after area 1, but in less noticible ways. If you look around in Remo's house I added several items to the shelves.
The bald midget in area 1 is modeled after George The Animal Steel.
Dr B. missed several of the enemies.
If you cut down Ernie, he will slide toward you menacingly.
In the House of Toys, the dirgible has writing on it.
In Skinny Dip, the mysterious creature is actually supposed to be a woman with a big ass holding her legs up in a tuck, to reveal a monstrous vagina which tries to bite you, but admittedly she did'nt turn out that well.
In Remo's House, the trans-sexual is supposed to be hurling AIDs infected condoms at you, but thats hard to draw.
At the end, the Penguin was changed, though not much, all the penquins were made to look darker and to wear leather bondage gear. Its a frank zappa reference.
You seemed to have not noticed that the big surprise ending with the Bondage King is that he actually has a penis for a tongue.
I hope everyone was offended by Remo, now i'm going to go back to working on my admittedly less obscene, but more presidential, follow-up
enjoy!
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