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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 03:50 AM        Download My Two Fight Videos
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The first fight I lose to a kick in the nuts; not a very good video; I even slip at the very start and look like a fool.

The second video I fight two guys at once. I get my nose destroyed.

All of the blood on the first picture next to the links to the Vids is my blood -- it is American blood on Korean streets.

I think I did well against the two guys at once.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:37 AM       
the first rule about fight club is that movie sucks
the second rule about fight club is that the book probably does too
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:51 AM       
I really liked the movie. I know it is Hollywood and getting your ideas on life from a Hollywood film is ridiculous, but I always think if I had lived the 70s I would probably think great films like Taxi Driver were also trendy philosophy for kids...

But really.. I liked the movie except the schizophrenic ending. That was just ridiculous.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:40 AM       
Does Max know about this yet?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:14 AM       
I do now. I seriously don't know if I can watch this. There is so much sorrow in the world. This is like when I was a kid and people would buy white polyester suits and go to Discos to emulate John Travolta without realizing tat Saturday Night Fever was a condemnation of the emptiness of disco, except that when people did this, they were just being idiots and missing the point. This is that sad, plus it has people deliberately hurting each other. And thinking it's a good idea to post video evidence of their idiocy and self inflicted injury on the internet.

If I forward these to the army, do you think they'd kick him out? I really hate the idea of this moron running around with a gun.

Honestly, what a tool.

Hey, ding dong, here's hoping that kick in the nuts steraized you before your genes leak into the pool. Is this the 'Kulture' you're warring for? Skin heads kicking each other in te nuts on video? Yeah. THAT's worth preserving.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:17 AM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:21 AM       
max, my friend, did you know that the internet is a very serious place?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:37 AM       
The first rule about fight club is...

Oh fuck, beaten.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 11:19 AM       
"max, my friend, did you know that the internet is a very serious place?"
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Sure, seriously STUPID!
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 07:54 PM       
The Army already knows. I am actually receiving counseling and punishment for it and am spending a week in a shit-hole for it.

But for future ref, it is not proper to mess with someones real life.

It is just proletarian charm.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 08:11 PM       
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shit-hole .
Isn't that where you live year-round?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:29 PM       
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shit-hole .
Isn't that where you live year-round?
lol, true, but let's put it this way: an even deeper shit hole rigt up by the DMZ.

For a week, I'll be working 18 hour days ROK Army style. And when I get back, I'll be working 12-14 hour days, coming in on saturdays and working 24 hour shifts some saturdays, etc.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:32 PM       
this rapid-share bullshit sucks. it's saying my session has timed out when i try to download the video of you making an ass of yourself
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 11:05 PM       
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this rapid-share bullshit sucks. it's saying my session has timed out when i try to download the video of you making an ass of yourself
Haha, that sucks.

The first video I look like a dick when I trip at the start, but I was throwing some superb punches.

the second video is just plain badass... Fighting two guys at once, what more can I say?
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 12:18 AM       
My favorite part is that it's exactly what every freshman from high school does during their spring break.


and they all think they're soooooo cool
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 01:04 AM       
Where are you stationed in Korea?
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 03:13 AM       
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oh shit where oh where did i find this...
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 09:35 AM       
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oh shit where oh where did i find this...
Still doesn't answer my question. I want to know what base he's stationed at.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 10:19 AM       
As I said in my PM to you, if someone made the army aware of your idiotic brawling, it wasn't me.

I haven't even downloaded your fightclub coverband.

I find the idea of the army counseling someone about their violent tendencies hillarious, though.

One tip: If you don't want your bosses to know about your 'proletarian charm' (and what could possibly be more charming than idiots hitting each other in the face?) DON'T PROMOTE VIDEO PROOF OF IT ON THE INTERNET.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 10:22 AM       
God, you're a terrible fighter. Makes me want to kick your ass. AMERICAN BLOOD ON KOREAN STREETS
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 10:23 AM       
Those fights remind me of the girl fight movies you can find on Google Video.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 12:51 AM       
Dude, at the end of that one video, it looks like you got kicked in the Balls.
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